Obama Climate Comment Runs Overtime [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Dec 2015 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Each participant in this past week's COP21 climate conference in Paris was allocated three minutes to make his point. President Obama blew through numerous cues that his time was up on his way to a 14-minute bloviation.

Press Secretary Josh Earnest rejected contentions that Obama was rude and disrespectful toward his fellow 140 heads-of-state. "We have the most important person alive today offering his unique views on the most important topic in human history and people want to chide him for running a few minutes over? I think the guy who kept interrupting him with his incessant buzzing on the time-clock is the one who owes the whole world an apology."

Meanwhile, climate-change activists demonstrating outside the conference in support of more government control over the climate destroyed a memorial to the victims of the November 13 ISIS massacre calling it "a distraction from the much graver threat of climate catastrophe."

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