Posted on 10/23/2015 9:40:56 AM PDT by w1n1
When I was a cop, I spent some time working with an undercover unit that handled all sorts of cases, including prostitution rings, gang violence, drug manufacturing and movement, Internet child pornography, etc. I was never good at the reverse prostitution stings because I have always been a very healthy-looking girl, so it never really worked. I even had a gentleman drive by only to stop and hand me a McDonald’s sandwich, and then drIve away. I still do not know what to think about that gesture, especially since we had previously caught him on numerous occasions for soliciting other ladies.
The unit would be called on to handle problems throughout the county that could not be handled by a patrol officer in their full uniform or marked cars. One season, we received a slew of complaints from people visiting the public parks and beaches. The complaints stated that people were using the public bathrooms, located inside parks, to meet up and have affairs. These incidents were homosexual in nature and it was not uncommon for participants to be caught by unsuspecting children, who were just trying to pee, in an indecent manner. It turned out that the bathroom escapades were being conducted by people who didn’t even know each other before meeting up.
The unstated rule was that if you pulled into the park, backed your car into a parking spot near the bathroom and simply waited, someone else would do the same. This meant that you wanted to “hook up.” These folks would eventually both end up in the bathroom together. While it is not illegal to have flings, it is to present yourself in a lewd and lascivious manner in a public place. The undercover unit was asked if they could come up with a plan to help thwart this ever-growing problem.
The plan was to set up on a public restroom with a decoy participant, played by a deputy on the unit. That deputy would be wired up for sound, and the rest of the team would be listening from about 200 yards away behind a sand dune. The idea was that the decoy would use the bathroom, and if approached and subjected to lewd-and-lascivious behavior, the decoy would verbalize a code phrase that would signal to the responding team that a crime had been committed and they could make an arrest. In this case, the code phrase was “Boy, I wish my friends were here.” That is how it was supposed to go.
The decoy went into the bathroom and was quickly followed by another man who had been sitting in the parking lot. The outside team could hear a quick exchange of pleasantries such as “Hey, how are you?” and “Great weather today, isn’t it?” Within a minute, the decoy was heard saying things like “No, thank you … what? No, not interested, but thank you … what are you doing? Please don’t pull on my clothes!” Read the rest of the funny story here.
That was a very long story with no funny ending at all. Don’t waste your time on this clickbait.
Thanks for the heads-up. Why would someone waste band-width like that?
As an aside:
"...It turned out that the bathroom escapades were being conducted by people who didn’t even know each other before meeting up...if you pulled into the park, backed your car into a parking spot...." This public homo stuff has been going on for years and is a constant menace. I'm an avid mountain biker and have come across dudes either doing it, or soliciting several times in parks, forests and such.
When I lived in CA it was a given - the norm, even.
But it was surprising to see homos blatantly doing the above-described parking and hooking up thing in Memorial Park in Houston.
It seems pretty obvious; I wonder why the city doesn't clamp down on th-Oh wait, my mayor is a lesbo, never mind.
Have you got a link to the funny part?
I didn’t get it either.
Wish I'd read your comment before going to the link.
Yeah, because attempted homosexual rape is so hilarious ...
Perversion is a real yuck-fest.
To make money off of you. It's called, clicks and impressions.
They hope to get you to their site so you'll see ads (impressions), then they hope you click on one of the ads so they get paid for the click by the advertiser.
IOW, they see everyone here on FR as marks that will help them make free money.
That's why I don't follow the links to blogs. There's no reason why the owner of a blog needs to excerpt his own blog entry.
What is the joke? I don’t get it.
I went into one of these once. At UCLA, when I was a student. I was in a small upstairs room of Royce Hall with a class, watching an important video that I really couldn’t miss. But nature was calling. Bladder just wouldn’t wait any longer. I raced out and downstairs underground where the women’s bathroom USED to be. Unbeknownst to me they had changed the genders. I raced in and was very surprised to find, after hours there, the place was filled with gay men. They were all very “busy.” They didn’t appear to look kindly at my entrance. But I raced into the first stall in my emergency, did my thing, and raced out of there. It may have been a world record fastest pee; I didn’t stick around to clock it.
Garbage post. You should really ask for it to be deleted to save yourself further embarrassment.
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