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New DOJ Unit to Focus on Eradicating �Anti-Government Views� [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/19/2015 8:25:45 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week the US Department of Justice announced the formation of a new “enforcement unit” to combat domestic terrorism. According to Assistant Attorney General John Carlin, “the focus of this new agency will be the eradication of anti-government views, racism, bigotry and anarchy, and other despicable beliefs.”

“While the media has been sensationalizing the so-called threat from Islamic terrorists, it is the Administration’s view that domestic right-wing political groups pose a much more insidious danger,” Carlin contended. “With the public’s attention diverted to distant shores, home-grown opponents of our government have been free to work on their evil plans undisturbed. This new unit will home in on these groups and exterminate them.”

Evidence of the pervasiveness of the right-wing threat cited by Carlin included “the disproportionate representation of minorities among America’s prison population, arrests, and confrontations with law-enforcement personnel. The pattern suggests that domestic terrorists have successfully infiltrated police departments, prosecutors’ offices, and state legislatures. Rooting them out will require effort, determination, and in many cases, extreme measures.”

Carlin urged citizens to help support the Administration new push by reporting likely suspects to the new agency. “Key ‘red flags’ for incipient enemies include assertions that current government policies may be unconstitutional, that the President is a tyrant, or that citizens ought to obtain firearms,” Carlin said. “Anyone who suspects neighbors, fellow employees, or even strangers of harboring such opinions has a moral and legal obligation to report this behavior to federal authorities. Anonymous ‘tip lines’ will be provided for this purpose.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/10/17/germany-struggles-to-make-immigrants-feel-welcome/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 10/19/2015 8:25:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

You know satire becomes truth via liberal lalaland magic right? Don’t give them ideas. They may even come here to look for new ideas.


2 posted on 10/19/2015 8:29:39 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens

Notice they reference “anti-government” views, not anti-American. If it were anti-American, most DOJ employees, most members of Congress and virtually every member of this administration would be in trouble.


3 posted on 10/19/2015 8:36:16 AM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: John Semmens

hiding reality under the satire banner, well done


4 posted on 10/19/2015 8:37:14 AM PDT by drypowder
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To: John Semmens

...until after Obama. Then DOJ will offer 50% for Guy Fawkes masks.


5 posted on 10/19/2015 8:39:12 AM PDT by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: John Semmens

people who uphold and believe in the Constitution and Bill of rights are the libtard nightmare.... because they will resist tyranny.......


6 posted on 10/19/2015 9:41:33 AM PDT by zzwhale
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