Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning...

A Herd of Turtles ^ | 9/29/15

[Farmer Dean]

Hey,she’d only be 96 by then....

[conservativejoy]

I hope that was some consolation. :)

[econjack]

I’m okay with her serving only 25 years...with the proviso of no possibility of parole.

[Covenantor]

With Huma in the same cell the 25 years will fly by. Twenty five years of playing Roomba!

[Covenantor]

see my five

[Farmer Dean]

That’s a lot of hairballs to cough up.

[jimbug]

Hey,she’d only be 96 by then....

Problem is she already looks 96.

[jimbug]

Hey,she’d only be 96 by then....

Problem is she already looks 96.

[samtheman]

With Huma in the same cell the 25 years will fly by.

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Yup. And Huma deserves to be in a cell with her... or right along side her... or in a nearby prison. I don’t really care what location, as long as they are both serving long prison terms.

[winodog]

I thought you would tell us Bill got a hernia trying to lift her spirit

[South40]

[tflabo]

Let the Clintoons just go away and exit stage left and never pop up again in the political arena. Thats plenty enough jail for them for it would be miserable on them too.

[Slyfox]

These are all of the laws she broke BEFORE she became Secretary of State:

Abuse of Power
Obstruction of Justice
Treason
Sedition
Corruption
Collusion
Coercion
Graft
Retaliation
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinet Members
Bribery of State Officials
Commercial Bribery
Commercial Bribery Receiving
Receiving Unlawful Gratuities
Illegal Gift-Taking
Falsifying Business Records
Malfeasance of Office
Nonfeasance
Malfeasance
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Perjury by Inconsistent Statements
Aggravated Perjury
Felony Aggravated Perjury
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Tampering With Physical Evidence
Tampering With Public Records
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Refusing to Assist a Judicial Officer
Hindering Prosecution in the First Degree
Hindering Prosecution in the Second Degree
Unlawful Contact in the First Degree
Civil Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
Criminal Contempt of Court
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Criminal Intent
Criminal Trespass
Criminal Association
Criminal Deception
Criminal Use of a Computer
Criminal Negligence Causing Bodily Harm
Criminal Solicitation
Criminal Negligence
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Assisting a Criminal
Deception
False Information or Report
False Accusation
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
False Swearing
Making a False Statement
Unsworn Falsification
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Misuse of Government Files
Misuse of Franking Privilege
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Misuse of Confidential Information
Misrepresentation
Misapplying Funds
Misapplication of Property
Misapplication of Fiduciary Property
Misappropriation of Government Property
Misappropriation of Government Personel
Misappropriating Funds
Misprison of Felony
Misconduct
Marital Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Official Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Misconduct Involving a Controlled Substance
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Interference With Official Proceedings
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Embezzlement
Vandalism
Blackmail
Obstruction of Highways
Substance Abuse
Drug Possession
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foreign Campaign Funding
Failure to Request a Criminal History for Employees
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Foreign Dictators
Aiding and Abetting Arsonists
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Aiding and Abetting Terrorism
Aiding and Abetting a Known Felon
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists and Terrorist Organizations
Terroristic Threatening
Providing Material Support to Terrorists
Engaging in Transactions with Terrorists
Improper Exports of Sensitive Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Failure to Declare Income
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Scheme to Defraud
Real Estate Fraud
Voter Fraud
Mail Fraud
Wire Fraud
Paternity Fraud
Interstate Transportation to Defraud
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Possession of False Papers
False Acknowledgment
False Declaration Before a Court
Wrongful Handling of Public Documents
Concealing or Covering Up of Material Fact
Disclosure of Confidential Information
Failure to Account for Public Money
Receiving or Concealing Stolen Government Property
Failure to Deposit Federal Monies
Wrongful Solicitation of Embezzlement or Gifts
Use of a Public Building to Solicit Political Funds
Accepting Fee for Federal Employment
Offering to Procure an Appointive Public Office
Taking Illegal Kickbacks
Racketeering
Investing Racketeering Income
RICO Conspiracy
Conspiracy
Conspiracy to Conceal
Conspiracy to Pervert Justice
Conspiracy to Murder
Conspiracy to Engage in Racketeering
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Conspiracy to Violate Immigration Laws
Wrongful Destruction of War Records
Malicious Injury to Property
Acquiring an Enterprise Through Racketeering
Interstate Transportation of Stolen Property
Offering Gratuities or Graft to a Public Official
Soliciting or Accepting Illegal Gratuities
Offering Gratuities to a Witness
Seeking or Accepting Illegal Compensation
Influencing or Injuring Officers, Jurors or Witnesses
Obstructing Agency Proceedings
Obstructing Criminal Investigations
Threatening Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Harassing Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Retaliating Against Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Falsely Making or Forging a Public Record
Falsely Making or Forging a Document
Uttering or Publishing a False Public Record
Transmitting a False Record to the United States
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to Commit Murder by Accessory
Accessory to Multiple Deaths
Accessory to Murder in the Second Degree
Accessory to Aggravated Murder
Accessory to Felony Murder
Accessory to Terroristic Threatening
Accessory to Criminal Libel
Accessory to Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution
Accessory to Arson
Accessory to Criminal Negligent Burning
Accessory After the Fact
Accessory to Mayhem
Accessory to Criminal Mischief
Accessory to Criminal Negligence
Accessory to Home Invasion

You can add a few obstructions involving abuse of emails to round out the charges, if you feel like it.

[SkyDancer]

What? Said he would commit suicide to make her happy?

[kiltie65]

I figure when Huma grabs the kid and heads out pronto to the middle east (probably not Iran...too iffy) that will be a hint the FBI is gonna’ nail Hillary.

[Know et al]

I thought you were going to say:

Hillary told Bill, “My hair is getting grey, I've got age spots. I'm getting bags under my eyes, and I'm getting extremely wrinkled. I need a compliment and I need one fast.”

Bill says, “Your eyesight is perfect.”

[Squantos]

ROTFLMAO ! Funny...... What a name ....HummA A’bed’In Weiner .....

Reminds me of a beautiful little Coworker.....Nancy Joy .....She didn’t like Nancy so wanted to be called Joy.... Morehead was her last name so her nameplate on her herman miller sheep pen was “N. Joy Morehead” ...... funny stuff !!

[Covenantor]

Laughing so hard that the dog is wondering about me!

N. Joy Morehead!!!

[Squantos]

She was a keeper ....:o)

Stay Safe my friend !