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Sarcastic Definition of the Day: Science
American Irony ^ | 9-14-15 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 09/14/2015 11:08:58 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: scarcasm; science

1 posted on 09/14/2015 11:08:58 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Good heavens, Miss Nakamoto, you’re beautiful!”


2 posted on 09/14/2015 11:10:14 AM PDT by Old Sarge (I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
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To: Old Sarge

She Blinded me


3 posted on 09/14/2015 11:14:17 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: The Looking Spoon

Lots of them see anything published in a peer-reviewed journal as being the same as it being in the Bible. Even though unlike the later, the stuff in journals is subject to countless revisions and have been found many times to be completely supplanted by stuff that contradicts the earlier work!

But these fake science nerds want society to be governed by that stuff, because “science” can never be wrong.


4 posted on 09/14/2015 11:31:16 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: VanDeKoik

The Sciences are a study of God’s creation.


5 posted on 09/14/2015 11:37:01 AM PDT by donna (Pray for Revival.)
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To: CGASMIA68

good song.


6 posted on 09/14/2015 11:43:21 AM PDT by brivette
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To: donna

Indeed. Thus explains why those who pervert God’s precepts and deny His existence are just as apt to pervert science to suit their own twisted needs and beliefs...all the while beating Christians over the head with the term.


7 posted on 09/14/2015 11:49:42 AM PDT by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Any atheist who says they believe in Science and not in God
has not tried to study Quantum Mechanics.


8 posted on 09/14/2015 11:53:30 AM PDT by Calpublican (Boehner,McConnell,Corker,McCain,Alexander,Hatch,Graham+More=Corrupt)
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To: The Looking Spoon

My leftist Newspeak definition of “Science”- n. (SI-ens): Any assertion made by a progressive leftist, regardless of whether or not it is consistent with observable, measurable reality.


9 posted on 09/14/2015 12:04:05 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: Calpublican

..or taken p-Chem.


10 posted on 09/14/2015 12:06:09 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Science:
A thing that has been perverted to declare that perverted is not a thing.


11 posted on 09/14/2015 12:55:09 PM PDT by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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