Posted on 09/03/2015 5:48:38 PM PDT by John Semmens
President Barack Obama leveled cheating charges against former Yankee great Derek Jeter as the athlete easily beat him in a round of golf.
Press Secretary Josh Earnest alleged that “the president’s prowess has been borne out in hundreds of rounds over the past six years where he has gone undefeated against every prior opponent. How likely is it that Jeter would be the only person to win against him?”
Earnest brushed aside the possibility that a skilled professional athlete of Jeter’s caliber might have genuinely been a better golfer. “Let me point out that the president has more hours of golf under his belt than Mr. Jeter has,” Earnest argued. “Mr. Jeter was a baseball player. Any contention that skills that might have worked for him in that sport could somehow translate into golf skills sufficient to best the President seems dubious.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/08/29/epa-to-defy-judge/
I cannot stand to watch Obamma swing a club. I have an 11 year old girl who has a better swing. Does anyone know his average or handicap (boy, that is a loaded question)?
Average intelligence
Handicapped morality
I’m guessing... ZERO.
I heard that the only reason Obama beats everyone is because he makes them use his old clubs (he’s left handed).
oh.. I forgot this...
; )
heh. I wonder if obozo would claim multiple holes-in-one like “dear leader” in North Korea?
The opponents are lobbyists who want something (”Ooooh.....great shot, Mr. President!”)
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