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Obama Vetoes Planned Parenthood Defunding [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/17/2015 9:55:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

Efforts by the legislatures of Louisiana and Alabama to reduce public funds allocated to Planned Parenthood this week were vetoed by President Obama. The President dismissed arguments that videos revealing PP's participation in illegal trafficking in used baby parts warranted the states' actions.

"I learned in law school that the rule in our country is 'innocent until proven guilty,'" Obama recalled. "Attorney General Lynch hasn't deemed there is enough evidence to justify an investigation, much less a prosecution, trial, and verdict. These states' attempts to inflict punishment before the judicial process has been given a fair chance to work does not live up to our standards."

The President also ventured an opinion that "there may be nothing to this whole so-called scandal. I watch TV news every night and I don't recall seeing any of these alleged incriminating videos. Surely, these ratings-hungry media outlets would be all over this story if it were legitimate."

Obama appeared to be undaunted by the unprecedented action of a president vetoing a state law, citing his own authority as a constitutional scholar. "There is a clause in the US Constitution authorizing the federal government to do whatever is 'necessary and proper.' What could be more necessary and proper than to prevent a state legislature from penalizing an organization before it is convicted of a crime?"

David Daleiden, head of The Center for Medical Progress—the organization that released the videos, characterized the President's stance as "willful blindness dedicated to preserving a cruel and criminal enterprise" and wondered "whether the $25 million the principal officers of Planned Parenthood have donated to the Democratic Party may have played a role in shaping his response to this organization's continuing atrocities."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,177612.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; obama; plannedparenthood; satire

1 posted on 08/17/2015 9:55:18 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

..from what I have read, bath house barry, nobody remembers ever seeing you there, so is that another lie???


2 posted on 08/17/2015 10:19:35 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ("It's the hard working, tax paying citizens of the United States that are suffering...")
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To: John Semmens

Innocent until proven guilty should not rule out an investigation to determine if there is enough evidence for a prosecution.


3 posted on 08/17/2015 10:21:02 AM PDT by Daveinyork ("Trusting government with money and power is like trusting teenaged boys with whiskey and car keys",)
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To: John Semmens

Well done.


4 posted on 08/17/2015 10:48:45 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: HarleyLady27

Psssstttt...

While we all agree with your sentiment, this is a SATIRE article, so don’t let the article rile your feathers. It’s meant to put a smirk on your face, because we have come to expect him to say and do things just like this. But he didn’t.... yet.


5 posted on 08/17/2015 10:55:34 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Daveinyork

These days , only being actually guilty rules out investigation.

I can name dozens of examples, If you would like.


6 posted on 08/17/2015 10:59:43 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

...after some of the articles on here this morning, I had to let off some steam....lol all better now....


7 posted on 08/17/2015 10:59:54 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ("It's the hard working, tax paying citizens of the United States that are suffering...")
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