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Obama Rebuffs Objections to Cuba Policy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/05/2015 1:35:53 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senator Ted Cruz’s objections that the Administration’s recent moves to recognize the communist regime in Cuba violate US law were rebuffed by President Obama. According to Title 22 of the US Code, the President must determine that Cuba has a democratically elected government in order to consider the restoration of diplomatic relations between our two countries.

According to the President, “times have changed and our laws need to change with them. The effort to try to isolate Cuba is a relic of the Cold War that is, in my judgment, no longer pertinent or necessary. Rather than go through the complicated and time-consuming charade of asking Congress to amend the statute, I am exercising my authority as Commander-in-Chief to revise this obsolete provision of our laws.”

Obama similarly brushed aside the law’s requirement that Cuba settle outstanding claims for compensation for the assets confiscated by the Castro government saying simply that “there’s no way they are going to pay. If we want to normalize relations with them we’re going to have to let this go.”

Whether riding roughshod over existing statutes will be enough to achieve the President’s objective of diplomatic recognition remains to be seen. The Government of Cuba is also demanding that the US cede the Guantánamo Bay territory and censor all US radio and television broadcasts that can be received on the island. Too many of these broadcasts contain material that the Cuban Government classifies as “counterrevolutionary.”

“The fact that Cuba has not met the requirements laid out in our laws combined with their government’s demand that we aid and abet their tyranny by censoring broadcasters’ freedom of speech should give pause to the President’s rush to illegally grant concessions,” Cruz urged.

While allowing that “Cruz deserves some credit for perseverance,” President Obama expressed his confidence that “after last week’s Supreme Court decisions can there be any doubt that my adjustments to our laws will be upheld? What will it take for Cruz and his ilk to realize that it’s ‘game over.’ I’ve won. They need to live with that.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/07/05/a-vote-for-hillary-is-a-vote-to-preserve-obamacare/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cruz; cuba; obama; satire

1 posted on 07/05/2015 1:35:53 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

We want them to have democratic elections in Cuba? Charity begins at home!


2 posted on 07/05/2015 1:39:06 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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To: John Semmens

When it comes to Obama, there really is no need for satire. The reality couldn’t be any more ridiculous, yet deadly serious.


3 posted on 07/05/2015 1:58:11 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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