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Carter Slams White Feelings of Superiority [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 June 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/06/2015 6:39:21 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former President Jimmy Carter denounced white feelings of superiority as "racist residue" during an interview with the American Association of Retired Persons.(AARP).

"Whites who use statistics indicating that Blacks are disproportionately involved in crime or on welfare are making judgments that neglect to consider valid cultural differences," the former President said. "The notion that earning a living is more respectable than subsisting on government benefits is pure prejudice. Logically, accepting welfare rather than submitting to wage-slavery makes perfect sense. Failure to credit Blacks who have made this logical decision reflects poorly on whites."

"As for the higher Black participation in crime, well, what could be more entrepreneurial than leading a gang that undertakes the dangerous trade of smuggling and distributing drugs?" Carter asked. "These enterprising young Blacks must accomplish these tasks without any help from the civil authorities. To the contrary, they are harassed on a regular basis. They have no recourse to the court system to enforce contractual obligations and are left to devise their own enforcement mechanisms."

"If it weren't for incipient racism in this country, we'd be seeing these young men on the covers of Forbes or Time Magazine instead of on wanted posters at the Post Office," Carter complained. "At least we can be thankful that some of our nation's leaders like Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake and President Obama are making an effort to turn things around."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/177569-2015-06-05-semi-news-semi-satire-june-7-2015-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cancer; crime; georgia; jimmuh; jimmycarter; racism; satire; welfare

1 posted on 06/06/2015 6:39:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hogwash. No one thinks Jimmah is superior.


2 posted on 06/06/2015 6:46:20 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee
Hogwash. No one thinks Jimmah is superior.

It seems that Billy's brother Jimmy suffers form delusions of grandeur do jimmy thinks he is superior. He must suffer form white guilt also.

3 posted on 06/06/2015 7:01:41 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: John Semmens

Though this is supposed to be semi-satire, it rings true for the ubiquitous and repugnant Jimmuh.


4 posted on 06/06/2015 7:04:41 AM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it)
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5 posted on 06/06/2015 7:05:28 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: John Semmens
Satire? Maybe.

I can't wait for the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to opine about racial oppression for decades and decades after he's a private citizen.

6 posted on 06/06/2015 7:24:42 AM PDT by PROCON (CRUZing into 2016 with Ted.)
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>> Logically, accepting welfare rather than submitting to wage-slavery makes perfect sense.

I know this is satire, but that statement is the truth in the ‘hood.

But the joke is on them. Once they get their socialist workers’ utopia, we will all become wage-slaves. But, we have skills and all they have is a strong back. Welcome back to the plantation!


7 posted on 06/06/2015 7:32:45 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: John Semmens

Got lucky this time. Caught the “semi-satire” tag just milliseconds before my head exploded. PTL.


8 posted on 06/06/2015 7:37:39 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: John Semmens

Doesn’t satire have to have an element of un-reality in it. I have seen and read all the arguments used in this article as sane, logical arguments...


9 posted on 06/06/2015 8:26:30 AM PDT by marktwain
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That’s why he calls it SEMI-SATIRE.


10 posted on 06/06/2015 8:31:48 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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11 posted on 06/06/2015 8:43:04 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: UCANSEE2

You are correct, of course...


12 posted on 06/06/2015 9:10:13 AM PDT by marktwain
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I promise to start feeling inferior to cultures that didn’t invent things like refridgeration, medicine, airplanes, space travel, automobiles, cell phones, regular phones, computers, or pretty much any modern technology of any kind


13 posted on 06/06/2015 10:28:35 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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