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Kerry Calls for Stricter Government Regulation of Internet [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/26/2015 10:58:45 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a speech in South Korea US Secretary of State John Kerry called for government to play a bigger role in what goes on the Internet. Kerry advised that “we take a lesson from what’s going on in North Korea. Sure, there are a lot of things wrong with the way Kim is governing his country, but that doesn’t mean everything he’s doing is a mistake.”

“A key positive in Kim’s policies is the government’s larger role in filtering what the citizens of North Korea can see and hear from the Internet,” the Secretary maintained. “Antisocial content that could undermine his people’s contentment is severely dealt with. Positive messages aimed at raising the people’s sense of well-being are encouraged. This helps boost the people’s faith in their government.”

“There’s some good lessons we in the West can learn from Kim’s model,” Kerry argued. “Granted, we wouldn’t want to resort to executing every dissident, but there are less bloodthirsty methods of enforcing compliance with the values and practices that will help stamp out the evils of racism, hate speech, and sedition that infest the unregulated Internet that currently prevails in the United States.”

Kerry concluded his remarks with “a wish that the independent Federal Communication Commission will not let President Obama down by allowing an unwarranted respect for freedom of speech to cloud their judgment.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/05/23/failure-to-disclose-26-million-in-bribes-an-oversight-says-ceo/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: censorship; internet; satire

1 posted on 05/26/2015 10:58:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Net Neutrality Regulation: According to Washington Examiner, Soros funded “net neutrality” groups to the tune of $196 million. Net neutrality was adopted last week by a committee vote of the FCC, and is widely expected to be used to regulate content on the internet and television


2 posted on 05/26/2015 12:53:01 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 (Get the USA out of the UN then get the UN out of the USA; send bamaboy back to Kenya ASAP!!!!)
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