Drudge Does the News

Coach is Right ^ | 5/16/15 | Suzanne Eovaldi

[Oldpuppymax]

Drudge really outdid himself the other day. He and his chief aggregator very effectively nailed America’s crisis in angst with their one page headline parse of the news. Just looking at America’s first couple, we see our First Lady giving her husband the SIDE EYE for which she now is famous among female pundits. Gotta love giving men the side eye. Hey, I’ve done it more than a few times when I didn’t feel very comfortable with what he was saying or doing. When we have Drudge showing Obama opening up on his fellow lib/Dems with friendly fire, we next see, right under that pic, a shot of Jebbie-he’ll never get my vote-Bush looking very dejected as he plans to skip Iowa.

Right next to that middle placement of news misery is the head, “Moody’s Junks Chicago…” Really, so they’re not the first? Not only that, we learn Drones are coming to my birth state of Illinois even as BIRD FLU attacks 16 other states while meat prices spike even for eggs and dumber than chickens, those turkeys. Read here: Drudge is warning Americans that you no longer can afford this administration’s attack on our cows and their cattle men, and because of that darn bird virus, chickens are being slaughtered in such huge numbers that we won’t even be able to “Have a Chicken in Every POT” as one Democrat President so famously promised many years ago. BTW, why don’t those miserable CDC vaxxers develop some vaccines for America’s un-vaccinated chickens and thereby, leave our little children alone?

Moving right along, we Americans are threatened even more by our OUT OF CONTROL IRS because Drudge tells us, “Feds Collect Record $1,891,601,000,000 Through April. That’s got to digest well with all of those dumb turkey burgers and...

[Duke C.]

Around here it’s called the Stink Eye.

[W.]

Considering who’s doing the giving, better side eye than side boob! Ew...