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ACLU Says Catholic Organizations Must Be Compelled to Fund Abortions [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 April 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/27/2015 9:59:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

The American Civil Liberties Union has filed suit demanding that religious organizations be compelled to provide abortions and contraception to illegal immigrants.

“Whether to bear a child or not is a woman’s right under our laws,” said ACLU staff attorney Brigitte Amiri. “No religious organization has the authority to infringe on this right. For Catholic aid organizations to refuse to pay for birth control and abortions is an infringement. Forcing a woman to bear an unwanted child is, as President Obama has said, cruel and unusual punishment. It is unconstitutional and cannot be allowed.”

“Rules derived from a mythical being cannot supersede rules emanating from our nation’s legal processes,” Amiri continued. “For government to sit by idly while divergent religious views lead to divergent behaviors and outcomes would be intolerable. It is government’s duty to ensure that uniform rules are applied and obeyed.”

“The only way the Catholic Church can avoid its duty to provide birth control services to its clients is to cease serving them entirely,” Amiri argued. “If they want to be in the business of rescuing refugees they must abide by the rules the government has laid out for them.”

In related news, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton promised that “if I’m elected, eradicating deep seated religious and cultural beliefs that stand in the way of transforming social norms will be among my highest of priorities. Women must be freed from the bondage of unwanted motherhood and from the economic burden of having to support their children if they choose to become mothers.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2015/04/26/semi-newssemi-satire-12/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: abortion; obamacare; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 04/27/2015 9:59:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

and Hillary thinks the job of the government is to force religious people to think the “correct way”


2 posted on 04/27/2015 11:31:56 AM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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