Posted on 04/04/2015 9:57:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
US District Judge Jon Tigar ordered California’s Corrections Department to surgically remove a prisoner’s testicles. The $100,000 surgery would be performed on convicted murderer Jeffrey Bryan Norsworthy—enabling Michelle-Lael Norsworthy to emerge from 51 years of incarceration within the wrong body. The surgery is expected to be the first step in Norsworthy’s eventual release from Mule Creek State Prison in Ione.
“For too long this unfortunate woman has been trapped within the body of a monster,” Tigar said. “She was forced to watch helplessly while Jeffrey murdered a person whose name no one can remember. Making Michelle endure the life sentence imposed on Jeffrey for this crime is cruel and unusual punishment. Constitutionally, it cannot be allowed to stand.”
“Inasmuch as Michelle has already been imprisoned for 51 years inside an alien shell I am advising the parole board to consider commuting her sentence to ‘time served’ after the surgery is performed,” Tigar added. “We have a moral obligation to restore her to the life she would have had if not for a mistake of nature.”
The US Department of Justice hailed Tigar’s ruling as “a triumph of compassion over the narrow conception that all of the personalities residing within a single person ought to bear the consequences of the actions of any of the other personalities” and “a vindication of the Obama Administration’s commitment to protecting the interests of transgender people in this country.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/04/04/rising-sales-of-us-constitution-put-department-of-homeland-security-on-alert/
I thought when Jim ordered the satire in the title it would put you out of business. Keep on keeping on. Great stuff.
Yeah, yeah, but I’ll bet the AMA’s addadictame lobby was behind this, looking to profit when Michelle changes it’s mind.
This is the same state which outlaws psychiatric treatment for gays and lesbians who’d rather be straight.
$100,000 ? Somebody ought to call in a vet for a counter bid or get the guy married off to a nice Jewish girl. The result will be the same.
What has happened to this site that has removed the sense of humor it once had?
Liberals infecting it.
Some of his cell mates would do it for FREE ? LOL
Yours makes more sense. That's scary, dude.
Keep 'em rollin'.
There were some threads at the time. I totally disagreed with it. It indicates downgrading of our capabilities. ind of lowest common denominator kind of thing. However, the owner made the call and you can address your oinions to him or a moderator.
“”In 1987, Norsworthy was convicted of murder and sentenced to life behind bars. She is now being held at an all-male prison called Mule Creek State Prison, some 40 miles from Sacramento. Officials have argued that if she has the surgery, keeping her in that facility — or any men’s prison — could put her at risk for sexual assault. Moving her to a women’s prison, they said, could put her or other inmates at risk because she has a history of domestic violence, the AP reported.””
Gosh! Then I guess the only sane thing to do is to release her as she would be in danger in either a male or a female facility. Wonder why these people don’t make that decision BEFORE they commit a crime that will send them to prison? Hmmmmm? All expenses paid maybe?
“”has already been imprisoned for 51 years “”
Missed that, John - she/he/it is 51 years old....
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>> “What has happened to this site that has removed the sense of humor it once had?” <<
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For better, or for worse, it was decided that old bored retired people with nothing better to do would become “moderators” so they could prevent the rest from speaking too much truth. :o)
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