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Posted on 03/06/2015 5:31:51 PM PST by bboop
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To: bboop
I’m surprised the other driver’s name wasn’t Juanita who immediately fled the scene on foot. You are very lucky the other driver wasn’t a recent Obama import from Mexico.
To: bboop
When Harrison Ford was asked the same question after his Plane Crash, he replied “My Dark Lord”.
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posted on
03/06/2015 5:54:52 PM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Tagline under review by the United States Supreme Court.)
To: bboop
To: Ouderkirk
I would have answered “the Mulatto muslim marxist”I'd have probably said "That's a damned good question."
To: bboop
Love it!! Well not that vehicles were totaled. That stinks. However, your answers were great :) Glad that no one was hurt.
To: bboop
Probably texting when she should have been concentrating on her driving.
A while back I saw this gal texting and putting on makeup while waiting for the light to turn green. I was so irritated by it that I almost cut myself shaving!
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posted on
03/06/2015 5:57:59 PM PST
by
Ken H
(DILLIGAF)
To: smokingfrog
Hey !
Wait a minute,
I was in La Jolla today,
Close to 80 degrees,
watching babes and listening to Rush .
Okay,,I’m clazy.
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:00:16 PM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: bboop
To: bboop
She wasn’t an illegal immigrant was she?
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:01:35 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: bboop
That should say where in Pasadena?
To: PGalt
"It’s currently 19 degrees here in metro Detroit."
You're having a heat wave...it's 9 degrees here in central NY State.
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:03:49 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Kickass Conservative
Bamster was Not Injured
at the golfcourse!
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:05:17 PM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: bboop
Was the young woman guilty or innocent?
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:05:53 PM PST
by
rfreedom4u
(Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
To: bboop
When I was going through my EMT class, quite a few derogatory terms were used when the question of “Who’s the president” was asked during the practical training.
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:08:21 PM PST
by
RWB Patriot
("My ability is a value that must be earned and I don't recognize anyone's need as a claim on me.")
To: bboop
Years ago my mom was going thru same questions. For onset dimentia
She stated she couldn’t remember name of the president but she sure liked his wife. So they asked her the wife’s name. She smiled and said “Mrs Bush!”
I wrote Barbara telling her and she sent mom the sweetest hand written note
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:08:55 PM PST
by
hoosiermama
(Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then or nowVery lroblamatic)
To: bboop
I’m sorry your car is gone. I’m glad you’re okay. I’m curious about their reaction to your answer.
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:11:17 PM PST
by
Jemian
(War Eagle!)
To: goodwithagun
Love the answer! Now I want to put Barry’s name through an anagram app lol!You can try different iterations:
Barack Obama
Barry Soetoro
Barry the Kenyan
etc.
To: goodwithagun
Bohica - USA breaks, man
Ban Bush, soak America
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:13:11 PM PST
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: bboop
"What city are we in?" "Pasadena," OMG. It was a grammar quiz....and you failed!
The correct answer to their question is, "don't you mean, 'in which city are we?'"
Both the "what city" is incorrect AND ending the question in a preposition....OMG...you are DOOOOOOMED. :P
but glad you are OK :)
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:15:37 PM PST
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: bboop
The gorilla at the L.A. Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place
- Warren Zevon
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posted on
03/06/2015 6:17:56 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
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