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Amnesty ‘Loophole’ May Allow Illegals to Vote [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/14/2015 9:26:50 AM PST by John Semmens

Secretaries of state from Ohio and Kansas say that the documents—driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers—being provided to the illegal immigrants granted amnesty by President Obama open a “loophole” that will make it easy for these non-citizens to vote in our elections.

Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest questioned the characterization of potential voting by these persons as a “loophole. I would say it would be more accurately described as a ‘feature’ of the President’s executive action regarding the ‘dreamers’ he is trying to aid.”

Earnest also took issue with the premise that the “dreamers” being granted these privileges are “non-citizens. The President’s intent is to bring these people out of the shadows and into the light by normalizing their status. An important part of the normalization process is having the right to exercise all the privileges extended to other Americans—including voting.”

“Excluding these folks from voting would shut them out from enjoying the very basic human right of participating in the selection of those who rule them,” Earnest declared. “That would be tyranny. This country is indeed fortunate that a person able to break free of the prejudices and out-dated constraints that have hampered previous presidents has taken the bold step of decreeing a new reality.”

The Press Secretary expressed the hope that “these secretaries of state won’t take the same futile obstructionist road that the Alabama Supreme Court attempted to take on gay marriage. Voluntary cooperation in the issuance of key state documents like driver’s licenses and voter registration is preferred, but the President will not hesitate to enforce compliance if that cooperation is resisted or delayed.”

In related news, the Obama Administration has ordered U.S. Border Patrol agents to release illegals driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The directive signed by outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder warned agents “not to impose American standards of sobriety on persons raised in a different culture. Yankee imperialism must not spread its tentacles into places where it doesn’t belong.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/02/14/amnesty-loophole-may-allow-illegals-to-vote/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: dui; illegals; satire; voting

1 posted on 02/14/2015 9:26:50 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

A “loophole” is short for loopy ***holes. That’s what the DNC calls it’s smuggled in illegal alien freeloading voters.


2 posted on 02/14/2015 9:31:54 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The Illegal Aliens' Message to Americans. Hands Up, Don't Breathe!)
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To: John Semmens
driver’s licenses

Is there a test? I would LOVE to see that.

3 posted on 02/14/2015 9:32:51 AM PST by Libloather (Embrace the suck)
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To: Libloather

OK , I know this is Semmons ,, but the D/L thing is talked about and they did threaten Cali over this ... I can’t walk into a D/L office and get a license without a boatload of documents ,,, 100% of the criminal aliens are deficient in the docs I am required to show and these docs are used basically as an “internal passport” here in the US... how is this not a problem for homeland security? if it isn’t why isn’t homeland security just disbanded as ineffective.


4 posted on 02/14/2015 6:54:35 PM PST by Neidermeyer ("Our courts should not be collection agencies for crooks." — John Waihee, Governor of Hawaii, 1986-)
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