[marktwain]

All rabid animals are dangerous, but a beaver, in the water, would be a credible threat.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

They can be downright vicious.

[Jeff Chandler]

Nah. Too easy.

[gaijin]

Dang, I wonder what one would do to Jimmy Carter, right..?

[Jeff Chandler]

all right, all right. Here goes:

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[11th_VA]

There used to be an OBGYN in Virginia named Harry Beaver ....

[Charles Henrickson]

[Jeff Chandler]

This beaver was upset about something and went after him,” kayaking trainer Nate Reynolds said. “I heard him yell my name, so I come running out.

I call B.S. Beavers can't talk.

[umgud]

Damn, that’s one wildlife threat I never really considered. None near me, but I’ve spent a lot of time in their habitat. I’ll remember this next time i’m in MN.

[Michael.SF.]

Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?

[ElkGroveDan]

Sure they’ll let you go after all the screamin’ and hollerin, but by then it’s too late.

[11th_VA]

Im not making this up : http://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/obgyn/va/fairfax/harry-beaver-md#referrer

[Kickass Conservative]

No wonder Phil Robertson hates Beavers. I had no idea they were such vicious Animals. They must be Liberals.

[tumblindice]

Beavers sense my power, Mark Twain.
I don’t avoid beavers, no, not at all.
But I do deny them my essence.

[dragnet2]

What is that thing to behind Grandma?

[Bratch]

[Nailbiter]

Always considered beaver to be friendly little creatures— tongue in cheek ping

[VerySadAmerican]

This one doesn’t bite.

http://www.buc-ees.com/index.php

I guess biting beavers is why the Duck Dynasty folks hate them so much. That and causing their land to be flooded.

[Vendome]

[GeronL]

beaver attacks... no... I accidently found that website while looking for something else...

that’s not the right topic

[wardaddy]

We were blasting beaver dams on Matthews Brake MS in 70s at duck camp near Egypt plantation

After firing off some sticks with saw a floating beaver....near the blast site

A buddy reached out of the old wooden Grumman half canoe and grabbed it

Several hours later the docs at Greenwood LeFlore county medical finished last of over 100 stitches

Make sure they are daid