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Obama Amnesty Drafts Leaked; Would Legalize 4.5 Million Illegals (satire)
Pundit Press ^ | 11/12/14 | Aurelius

Posted on 11/12/2014 3:11:18 PM PST by rightistight

Drafts of the Obama Amnesty plans have been leaked. Inside sources say that the President may act as early as next week on his plans, despite telling Congress that he would give them until the end of the year to act.

Among the biggest actions to be taken by the President:

4.5 million illegal immigrant children will be officially able to stay in the United States and not face any consequences.

Immigrant and customs enforcement officers will get raises in order to boost morale.

Consideration of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, would be increased.

"Increased border security," though details on this are sketchy.

50% discount on naturalization applications for the first 10,000 who apply.

We will have more details as they emerge.

President Obama


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: amnesty; executiveamnesty; illegalimmigrants; obama
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1 posted on 11/12/2014 3:11:18 PM PST by rightistight
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To: rightistight

Criminal invaders to the front of the line and discounts too

those who try to come to America the legal way, hardest hit


2 posted on 11/12/2014 3:13:04 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: rightistight

Two years to go and he is off to the races in the first two weeks with both climate fraud and illegal invasion.


3 posted on 11/12/2014 3:13:05 PM PST by Truth29
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To: rightistight

To this day, EXEMPT Boehner and EXEMPT McConnell support
their Tyrant who made THEM ... EXEMPT.

Where is the Impeachment the American people DEMAND?


4 posted on 11/12/2014 3:13:12 PM PST by Diogenesis (The EXEMPT Congress is complicit in the absence of impeachment)
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To: rightistight

If the eGOP lets this happen then they will never even have a hope in hell of winning another election.

The USA will become Venezuela writ large.


5 posted on 11/12/2014 3:14:18 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe)
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To: rightistight

The plan of that arrogant pos occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is to shove amnesty down our throat as soon as next week


6 posted on 11/12/2014 3:14:41 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: rightistight

“Consideration of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA,”

what a load of CACA


7 posted on 11/12/2014 3:15:22 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Maybe its time for responsible citizens to assist in deporting these criminals?


8 posted on 11/12/2014 3:16:50 PM PST by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: rightistight
50% discount on naturalization applications for the first 10,000 who apply.

I smell Satire.

/johnny

9 posted on 11/12/2014 3:18:44 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: LucianOfSamasota

Mooch and Obie??


10 posted on 11/12/2014 3:19:17 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: rightistight

If that’s so ... it’s FAR more limited than anything that was discussed previously. No anchor baby benefits, indeed, nothing at all for adult illegal arrivals. Elections have consequences, I guess.


11 posted on 11/12/2014 3:20:18 PM PST by only1percent
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And how could we deny the parents of these youngster legal status as well? And of course nanna and gramps too.

Don't ant to split up any happy families. That would be un-American.

12 posted on 11/12/2014 3:20:38 PM PST by skeeter
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(from the title) :"Obama Amnesty Drafts Leaked; Would Legalize 4.5 Million Illegals "

QUESTION: Can an illegal and inelligible _resident make himself legal ?
ANSWER : Only in a Dumbocrat Congress !!
It is an Oxymoron question, with retroactivity, especially if you have little provable pedigree, or history.
Just an observation .. /s

13 posted on 11/12/2014 3:21:05 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt
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McConnell and Boehner will need to show both brains and balls to handle the lawless Obama regime and its DemocRAT supporters.

Since they may lack the necessary quantity and quality of brains and balls I recommend they CONTACT TED CRUZ, HE HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF BOTH BRAINS AND BALLS.


14 posted on 11/12/2014 3:21:28 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: rightistight
Our country is not for FN sale! You prick bastard child of scum.
FUBO. I dare you, punk. I want to see your ass impeached so that then
you'll have something to feel sorry about in your narcissistic brain.

Pathetic asshole.

15 posted on 11/12/2014 3:21:40 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

“Immigrant and customs enforcement officers will get raises in order to boost morale.”

I sense your sense ...of smell is dead on accurate.


16 posted on 11/12/2014 3:22:01 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: rightistight

Not that they would EVER do it, but here’s something that someone like Cruz can say:

“PLEASE, PLEASE, sign up. Once you do that, we will know who you are, where you live, and how to pick you up and send you home.”

Now this is a bit rough, but the idea is to have them NOT SIGN UP...to let them know there is a risk to signing up.

Again, it will take some gonads on the part of Republicans, so don’t hold your breaths.


17 posted on 11/12/2014 3:22:15 PM PST by BobL (Don't forget - Today's Russians learn math WITHOUT calculators.)
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“Other sections of the draft bill would allow judges to provide illegals with taxpayer-funded lawyers and fine government immigration lawyers.
“.......

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/20/obamas-immigration-law-offers-cornucopia-to-immigration-lawyers/

millions of busy happy lawyers....doing the people’s......business

oh my ..happy day


18 posted on 11/12/2014 3:26:09 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: BobL
Just start spreading the rumor that signing up for the executive amnesty will give names and addresses to the 'evil Republicans' who will use that info to deport them.

I intend to start spreading that rumor tomorrow.

/johnny

19 posted on 11/12/2014 3:26:46 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: freedumb2003

If the eGOP lets this happen then they will never even have a hope in hell of winning another election.

The USA will become Venezuela writ large.

...

That’s what they want. Even in the poorest countries the Ruling Class lives well. Being the perpetual second place party is an insignificant consequence.


20 posted on 11/12/2014 3:26:54 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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