Posted on 11/02/2014 2:50:29 PM PST by John Semmens
Democratic National Committee Woman, Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (Fla), agreed with CNN host Candy Crowley that Republicans are scarier than either the deadly Ebola virus or the ISIS terrorist army.
“Bad as Ebola and ISIS, or ISIL as the President calls it, may be they have the saving grace of representing a nondiscriminatory threat to all Americans,” Wasserman-Schultz contended. “The depredations of the GOP are exclusively targeted against Democratic candidates and Democratic constituencies. If Republicans are successful in selling their message to the voters it will exclusively be Democrats who are turned out of office. It will be exclusively Democratic clienteles who will lose their champions of a wide array of government benefits and subsidies.”
“So, my message to Democratic voters is not to be diverted from the very explicit threat to their way of life that a Republican victory on November 4th would impose on them,” the DNC Chair advised. “If you like free stuff and free time, if you don’t want to be harangued into taking a dreary dead end job, get out and vote for every Democrat you can.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/11/01/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-101/
But they aren’t quite as scary as little Debbie is.
Sarcasm aside for the moment,
Ebola, weapon of pRes_ _ent Obama and the EXEMPT Congress
against the American people, is discriminatory and nearly uniformly fatal for adults >45 years.
EV-D68, weapon of pRes_ _ent Obama and the EXEMPT Congress
against the American people, is discriminatory and paralyzes
and kills (murders, actually since it is the planned tool
of execution by pRes_ _ent Obola and the EXEMPT Congress)
mainly children.
But hey, Monsanto's killing off the bee's just as fast as they can!
“The roads in Missouri were much more terrifying to me than the attacks on the World Trade Center because I really did think my life was far more at risk ‘’
Kathleen Sebelius - October 2002
Not satire...and never picked up on by national media.
That dog is way cuter than Debbie ever will be...
My apologies to every Cocker Spaniel who has ever lived.
Ping
unfortunately it isn’t satire when DWS actually makes the statement
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
Separated at burf:
If a quarantine saves just one child's life, it's worth it.
Bring out your dead! The Dark Man cometh! Bring out your dead! The Dark Man cometh! Bring out your......
(Since all records of obama's past were lost in a tragic boating accident and fire, no one can be certain that the guy in the red circle isn't him...)
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
So far the false positive rate is 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
Thanks for the ping!
You’re Welcome, Alamo-Girl!
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