First saw a version of the hot/crazy graph on How I Met Your Mother.
I do like the hot scale from 0 to 10 and the crazy scale from 4 to 10 because all women are at least a 4 on crazy.
Posted on 10/10/2014 3:07:29 PM PDT by grundle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GksKvr4I-2M
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Saw this before.
Hilarious.
Harry Belafonte
...
Chorus:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Chorus
A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
Chorus
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match.
Take it from me, she’s a better catch.
Chorus
Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she’s sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That’s a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Chorus x3
Read more: Harry Belafonte - Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Mind???
I don’t mind...
(??)
Truer words were never spoken. The “husband” version has been known by women since we were living in caves, at least.
First saw a version of the hot/crazy graph on How I Met Your Mother.
I do like the hot scale from 0 to 10 and the crazy scale from 4 to 10 because all women are at least a 4 on crazy.
The ‘husband’ version can be illustrated in 2 words: Jackie Onassis
You start out by bringing your girlfriend to meet your mom ... then she chooses as though you thought you did.
Good evening.
Not saying the First lady had to meet these requirements...
Field strip, clean and reassemble an M16 in the dark.
Stalk, kill, field dress, skin, butcher and cook a deer.
Well, for starters...
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FANTASTIC! AND OH SO TRUE!
What kind of boat does she have?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I feel you are speaking of
YOUR first Lady and not Michele the Flotus, who has
probably only had experience dressing and skinning a
hot dog twice in her life, if that.
Home Viewing Bookmark.
She didn't come with a boat, she came with a dowry.
Incoming!
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How ya doing?
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Heh heh. Thanks for the link.
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