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Sarah Palin Smacks Michelle Obama In The Face At D.C. Starbucks (satire)
Merica Post ^
| 9/13/14
| Matt Alexander
Posted on 09/13/2014 10:46:41 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Michelle Obama has been on a snack killing tyrade in the metro D.C area for the past few days. She recently met up with Sarah Palin at a Starbucks to debate healthy snacking versus eating delicious cookies and desserts.
While Sarah was ordering a cookie Michelle snatched it from her hands and tossed it into the trash. Within seconds the ever so tough Alaska native took the palm of her hand a smacked it right across Michelle’s face.
‘Merica Post reached out to Sarah Palin for comment on the small tussle. Here’s what she had to say.
“Don’t you ever snatch any snacks out of my hand. What I eat for dessert is none of Michelle Obama’s concern. The first lady needs to go back to what she does best. Sitting on her throne and spending our hard earned money on vacations”.
Michelle Obama could not be reached for comment at this time.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: moochelleobama; sarahpalin; satire
To: Impala64ssa
That was remarkably unfunny.
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posted on
09/13/2014 10:49:13 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: 1rudeboy
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posted on
09/13/2014 10:51:01 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
09/13/2014 10:52:09 AM PDT
by
Starstruck
(If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
To: Impala64ssa
would have been much better if you just put this on your facebook page
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posted on
09/13/2014 10:53:05 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Palin/Cruz 2016)
To: Impala64ssa
Yep watch out.
Them Palins will smack you around if necessary.
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posted on
09/13/2014 10:55:41 AM PDT
by
deport
To: Impala64ssa
Post this on DU, they’ll love it.
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posted on
09/13/2014 11:11:07 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
09/13/2014 11:33:00 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
09/13/2014 11:35:56 AM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
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posted on
09/13/2014 11:50:03 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Well, the geneticists say the chimp is related to Homo sapiens about 98.8% in genetic make up. Some just seem to exhibit that relationship more than others.
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posted on
09/13/2014 11:53:14 AM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
09/13/2014 1:05:25 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: Impala64ssa
If it sounds too good to be true...
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posted on
09/13/2014 1:06:07 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2016: The Perfect Storm.)
To: Impala64ssa
That was like a joke only not funny
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posted on
09/13/2014 1:11:31 PM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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