Posted on 09/13/2014 10:16:44 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Trump National Golf Club, Winged Foot and Willow Ridge rejected requests to let President Obama play on their golf courses over the Labor Day weekend. This mightily irked Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest.
“These clubs put the needs and convenience of their members ahead of the needs and convenience of the President of the United States,” Earnest charged. “It’s a clear case of misplaced priorities.”
The inconveniences to golf club members would’ve been substantial. All other golfers would’ve been barred from the course while the President played through.
“Where’s their sense of patriotism?” Earnest wondered. “The President is Commander-in-Chief. Where’s their sense of social conscience? Their club members are part of the wealthiest segment of society. The President is the representative of all the people, including the lowliest among us. Where’s their sense of humanity? The President has the hardest job in the world. Surely that entitles him to some much needed relaxation. It’s just so cruel and unfair.”
To try to make amends, Donald Trump offered to allow Obama unlimited access to all of the golf courses he owns if the President would only resign from office. “His mouthpiece is asking for a sense of humanity,” Trump observed. “How about a win-win situation where Obama is relieved of his burdens while the world is rescued from his incompetence?”
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Outstanding, John, just outstanding!
I was about to blow an aneurysm, but at least this time I checked first to see if it was one of yours, John.
The lines are becoming increasingly blurred...
Will the Obama Presidential Library include a Golf course ?
The members most likely are paying thousands in taxes to the government to support Obama and his administration. They are right to deny him golfing privileges since they are paying to the nose for their golfing membership.
Dumbo can’t even go one day without a round of golf now. Maybe it’s time for an intervention?
Make that Racist Rich White Golf Clubs and you nailed it.
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