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30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
Distractify ^ | Sept 4, 2014 | Averi Clements

Posted on 09/06/2014 2:30:08 AM PDT by expat1000


(Excerpt) Read more at news.distractify.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dog
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1 posted on 09/06/2014 2:30:08 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: expat1000

What does that make cat people?


2 posted on 09/06/2014 2:45:23 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Catmom

Catmom,

Somehow, I get the feeling that you may be biased.... don’t know why. :)


3 posted on 09/06/2014 2:52:23 AM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: Catmom

“What does that make cat people?”

Even crazier is my guess, and I’m a total cat person.

But some of the pictures at the link are adorable. #27 and #29 especially.


4 posted on 09/06/2014 2:58:21 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: Catmom

Servants...


5 posted on 09/06/2014 3:00:16 AM PDT by Exeter (Thad Cochran, at 78 Mississippi's newest Democrat Senator...)
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To: expat1000

6 posted on 09/06/2014 3:05:22 AM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ping


7 posted on 09/06/2014 3:06:40 AM PDT by expat1000 ("If you're explaining, you're losing." Ronald Reagan)
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To: expat1000

Very uplifting link. Thank you! :o)


8 posted on 09/06/2014 3:12:34 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: expat1000

Here is an appropriate email I got just the other day...

I Just Realized Something:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~

MY dog is a DEMOCRAT!!!


9 posted on 09/06/2014 3:13:02 AM PDT by AzNASCARfan
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To: expat1000
*woof*


10 posted on 09/06/2014 3:14:00 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Catmom; PastorBooks

I know that cats sleeping in bed sometimes expand in size. A car can almost take up the whole mattress.

And, like other cat and dog lovers I have slept on a precariously small space so as not to disturb them.


11 posted on 09/06/2014 3:15:26 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Liberty Valance

That bottom photo - I’d never let a baby mess with a dog when it’s eating. Especially from its own bowl.


12 posted on 09/06/2014 3:17:20 AM PDT by expat1000 ("If you're explaining, you're losing." Ronald Reagan)
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To: expat1000
That bottom photo - I’d never let a baby mess with a dog when it’s eating. Especially from its own bowl

Me neither. All our German SHepherds have been very very tolerant of babies taking their food and playing with their bowls, but it just seems like a bad idea. That dog's given his notice - this bowl is mine. Time to pick up the baby.

13 posted on 09/06/2014 3:21:11 AM PDT by old and tired
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To: AzNASCARfan
MY dog is a DEMOCRAT!!!

14 posted on 09/06/2014 3:41:52 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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To: expat1000

I agree


15 posted on 09/06/2014 3:49:59 AM PDT by Undecided 2012
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!

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16 posted on 09/06/2014 4:20:02 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: expat1000
Dancing Merengue Dog
17 posted on 09/06/2014 4:23:22 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Catmom

Tired from opening the tuna cans. :)


18 posted on 09/06/2014 4:26:51 AM PDT by Gefn (With the latest world events, I'm too sad to have a tag line.)
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To: expat1000

I say it’s the “clothes.” No sane person dresses their pet.


19 posted on 09/06/2014 4:30:04 AM PDT by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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To: BunnySlippers

Perhaps you should remove the car from the bed.

You’d have much more room for cats.

;D


20 posted on 09/06/2014 4:32:24 AM PDT by Salamander (People will stare. Might as well make it worth their while.)
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