Posted on 09/04/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT by traumer
Bingo!
Putin hunts with a bow and arrow so the only reason he would be on the golf course is looking for prey. Obama isn’t even enough of a challenge to be hunted.
Hahaha
This from a manchild who spends an inordinate amount of time playing golf and vacationing while the country burns.
Peggy?!! No, not Peggy! I asked for Vlad!"
“Thank you for calling the Kremlin. All our current lines are busy. Your call is important to us, so please stay on the line until one of our associates can speak with you.”
(One hour of the progressive jazz/New Age Muzak version of the “Think!” theme music from Jeopardy.)
“Hello, this is being Hadji from the New Delhi call center. To whom may I maybe direct your call?”
“We are White House and are calling the Kremlin in Russia.”
“This is all very good, and I will now being connect your call to technical support. Be sure to have all registration data available. (call transferred).”
(One hour of Bollywood dance themes.)
“Hello, you have reached Verizon customer support. If you have the 13-digit extension number of the person you would like to speak with, please enter it now. Otherwise please stay on the line for our voice activated messaging service.”
(absolutely no sound for the next hour.)
“If you would like fries with that, please press 1 now. If you would like your phone service discontinued, please press 2 and then stand away from your phone as its self destruct mechanism is activated. If you speak any other language than English, you are out of luck, but if you press 3 this call will be terminated. Press 4 to have your credit rating slashed and your bank accounts emptied. Press 5 if you would like your cable service throttled by several factors. Press 6 if you would like to turn yourself in to the Department of Homeland Security. Press 7 if you would like to speak to the Kremlin. Press 8 if you would like a random response, most likely accomplishing nothing. Press 9 if you would like a completely different if equally useless menu of choices.”
Good post. Spot on.
Welcome to our world, Jerk-in-Chief.
Someone should tell Obama that elections have consequences....
Perhaps the president should mount a hash tag campaign against Vlad.
In other words, Barry’s throwing a hissy.
He's so bizarre that anything is possible.
What happened to my country?
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Leftists are running the show. Republicans are running scared.
The Laugh Riot pic looks like two guys who just scored the biggest con of their lives on a clueless mark who still hasn’t figure out that he got taken.
Just in case anyone doesn’t know, the Borowitz Report is satire.
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