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Emmy rumors putting Obama in Killer Rabbit's path
Chicago Tribune ^
| 8-26-2014
| John Kass
Posted on 08/27/2014 9:55:10 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot
Now that entertainment reporters have piled on President Barack Obama with their absolutely bogus stories about him attending the Emmy Awards, one thing seems certain:.
Obama's Killer Rabbit moment is fast approaching.
Most likely the Killer Rabbit will chase him down on some wide green fairway as he plays golf with former professional athletes. The athletes might still be quick. But the Killer Rabbit is inexorable.
Killer Rabbits are half metaphorical, half real beasts. They may look like cuddly cottontails. But they're politically vicious, cunning, wriggly and impossible to catch. And when they attack, they show their big, sharp, pointy teeth.
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Wish I could photoshop Giant Killer Rabbit (Monty Python) and Jimmy Carter(Obama)'s great moment of truth together.
To: Sir Napsalot
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posted on
08/27/2014 9:56:56 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Sir Napsalot
Killer Rabbit? No - Don't thing so. Maybe a killer squirrel on a golf course....
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:12:15 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regret.s - but it may be too late.)
To: BigEdLB
There is a scene in the television series “Primeval” where a pterodactyl swoops down and devours a golfer on a golf course.
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:17:53 AM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: Sir Napsalot; a fool in paradise
Nah, gators are the ones who hang out on golf courses....
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:19:42 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: reg45
"Human beings - taste like chicken - but at least no one goes hungry..."
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:23:12 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regret.s - but it may be too late.)
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:28:12 AM PDT
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Sir Napsalot; GeronL
The flag must be to the right, that's where everyone but the Indonesian is looking.
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:32:07 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
To: a fool in paradise
Duh!
O: No need to look right or any where else. "I AM AMERICA"
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:42:29 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: Sir Napsalot
Lets see if this works for you ...
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posted on
08/27/2014 10:45:51 AM PDT
by
CapnJack
To: Sir Napsalot
Why in the world is the Chicago Tribune printing this weird ridiculous story?
Oh, well. Chicagoans don’t need to know what is REALLY going on.
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posted on
08/27/2014 11:28:20 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: CapnJack
To: CapnJack
To: Sir Napsalot
Wish I could photoshop Giant Killer Rabbit (Monty Python) and Jimmy Carter(Obama)'s great moment of truth together.Well, it's a bit crude since I'm new at this and I didn't have much time, but here it is:
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posted on
08/27/2014 11:46:17 AM PDT
by
Maceman
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