Posted on 08/14/2014 9:02:32 PM PDT by xuberalles
***Drum Roll*** There’s a brand new entry into the Liberal Hall of Stupidity and it’s perhaps the most profound piece of logic ever uttered by liberal-kind! (Yes, I know there’s one every, damn day!) Apparently, if you’re gay, a student of Sappho, Barney Frank's gardner or fornicating with clones, you’re now immune to the jurisdiction and penalties of federal and state laws! Still breathing? Progressive activists, as well as some actual Congressional members, want to make it illegal to punish and/or deport gay illegal immigrants. So the same geniuses who claim “illegal” immigration isn’t illegal – it depends what the definition of is, “is” – believe it should be “illegal” to prosecute homosexuals for committing a crime. Confused? Don’t be! Considering how the left prides themselves on equality for females, gays, criminals and minorities – just not white, heterosexual conservatives who own a gun, a job and a copy of the Constitution – how did “We the People” not see this one coming?
Historians and the revisionist media so graciously granted Democrats a mulligan for not ending slavery, creating the Ku Klux Klan, and enabling Islamic terrorism through anti-Semitism, so why not make up for it by erecting a glittering rainbow of unabridged reason that extends from the fabled Lyceum of ancient Greece to the ass end of their party mascot in Detroit? And all these years I thought gang rape in a Mexican prison was a meaningless act of violence with no foreseeable benefit. God Bless M13! Only a liberal could guarantee equality, and promote crime, by demanding inequality through homosexuality; with a first class ticket and an absentee ballot, no less!
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