Posted on 04/03/2014 7:48:58 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
A plane was going down and everyone had jumped out except for three people: a little schoolgirl, George W Bush, and Hillary Clinton.
But there was only two parachutes left- Hillary promptly grabs one and says, "I'm a Rhoades scholar, and quite possibly the most intelligent woman on Earth. I may be the very first woman President... I have to live!" and she jumps.
Dubya puts his hand on the shoulder of the little girl, looks her in the eye, and says "I've lived a long, fruitful life. You go ahead and take the last parachute."
The little girl looks up and said, "it's OK Mr. President, we can both jump... the 'smartest woman on Earth' just grabbed my backpack..."
-PING-
Dubya: Shoot. Here, give me that other parachute. I’d better take it down to her before she lands.
Despite the horrific grammar, it is a reasonably funny joke...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was
most certainly to follow.
“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.
“No, Five dollars!” fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!”
And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... “See what you get for five bucks!?”
I don’t care who you are. That’s funny.
It’s Rhodes Scholar...and Bill was one, but not Hillary.
I haven’t been that caught off guard by a joke in years.
LOL
Refreshing old joke.
Very funny and it would be so true!
Refreshing old joke.
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First time I heard it the smartest man in world was Henry Kissinger.
but all of the (liberal) women said Hillary was one of the top 100 smartest women in America. It was on the news. I heard them say it. It must be true
Personally, I have never seen this list
I know that jokes are supposed to be told in the present tense, yet I found this one in past tense
I attempted to switch it but missed a couple words- I trust that’s what you are referring to
Typical of my work prior to 6am, when I put the coffee on
yes like 20 years ago
Heh, I first saw that joke on a "Clinton Joke of the Day" website (possibly linked through an FR thread) during Bubba's first term. It never gets old.
Hillary, on the other hand...
LOL!!!
Oh Yeah.
I am so saving that one for a personal put down...
LOL!!!
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