Posted on 02/27/2014 7:44:18 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.
God addresses Al first: "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.
I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
***PING***
Excellent!
Does Huma get a footstool....?
Uh, complex relationship there (allegedly) lol
She is the footstool!
I think it’s hitlery that uses the footstool
At the time of Monica’s service, I didn’t know that she and Huma were fellow interns at the WH.
I suspect there was a “daily double” going on...
If obama heard that joke he'd think they were all talking to him.
When Bill Clinton was president, he was returning from a trip, and he descended the ramp from Air Force One leading a pair of razorback hogs. As he got to the bottom of the ramp, the Marine on guard saluted and said “That’s a fine-looking brace of hogs you have there, sir.” Clinton beamed and said “I believe you’re right. I got ‘em for Hillary.” To which the unflinching Marine replied “Good trade, sir.”
I still like the one about the Hillary Bucket at KFC.
Two tiny breasts, two fat thighs, and the rest is all left-wings.
Bill used to sneak out of the White House for early morning jogs.
One morning he encountered a hooker. Naturally, this was of great interest to him, and he stopped to ask her price.
She told him $100.
To this he replied “That’s too much. I’ll give you $20.”
She told him to get lost.
The next morning the same thing happened.
The third morning, Hillary happened to go out with him, and when they passed the hooker, Bill, fearing another ashtray attack, acted like she wasn’t there.
As they passed, the hooker called out to him “See? That’s what you get for $20!”
I think of Hillary as an older, less attractive Queen Cersei from Game Of Thrones. :P
You’re in my chair and you’re going to be taxed for using it.
Heh!
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