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Coach is Right ^ | 2/9/14 | Jerry Todd

Posted on 02/09/2014 10:13:28 AM PST by Oldpuppymax

Jerry Todd shares a classic tale from days gone by. As he puts it, “Old but Great.”

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency, Open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a...

(Excerpt) Read more at coachisright.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: healthcare; humor

1 posted on 02/09/2014 10:13:28 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
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To: Oldpuppymax

I don’t get the punch line. What do ellipsis points have to do with the joke?


2 posted on 02/09/2014 10:16:59 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

Dude, it means you have to click on the original post to get the whole joke, because you can only cut and past so much of original material in from someone else.


3 posted on 02/09/2014 10:32:31 AM PST by gemoftheocean (...geez, this all seems so straight forward and logical to me...)
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To: gemoftheocean

Ah . . . that’s the joke . . . driving somebody hits to their blog because they posted a joke. I get it.


4 posted on 02/09/2014 10:34:07 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy
Ah . . . that’s the joke . . . driving somebody hits to their blog because they posted a joke. I get it.

Like the newspaper advertisements one still sees occasionally: "Why Is This Man Smiling? - See pg. 43."

Regards

5 posted on 02/09/2014 12:04:15 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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