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Boehner Immigration Reform Outline Garners Praise
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^
| 31 Jan 2014
| John Semmens
Posted on 02/03/2014 9:24:48 AM PST by John Semmens
House Speaker John Boehners outline for a prospective immigration reform bill received an encouraging thumbs up of approval from Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY). With the Republicans agreeing on a broad-based amnesty we have a good foundation for the type of reform we need.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was more cautious in her assessment. I dont want to say what John has done isnt a worthy effort, she declared. However, legalizing these immigrants without giving them a fast-track to citizenship is unacceptable. Theyve been mowing our lawns and making our beds for under-the-table wages for too long. Its time they got full voting rights so they can participate in our democracy.
President Obamas pollster, Joel Benenson, echoed Pelosis view saying that legalized non-citizens may satisfy the Chamber of Commerces interests, but it doesnt offer enough to win Democratic support. If business gets their cheap labor we ought to get new Democratic voters as a quid pro quo.
Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) called the GOPs enactment of immigration reform essential if they want me to run for president in 2016. It is the key to creating the kind of joyful environment that would make being the countrys president a worthwhile use of my time.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/02/01/dems-may-copyright-obamacare-name/
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; illegals; immigration; satire; voting
To: John Semmens
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was more cautious in her assessment. I dont want to say what John has done isnt a worthy effort, she declared. However, legalizing these immigrants without giving them a fast-track to citizenship is unacceptable. Theyve been mowing our lawns and making our beds for under-the-table wages for too long. Its time they got full voting rights so they can participate in our democracy.
John, you da man!! Good work keep it up.
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posted on
02/03/2014 9:28:39 AM PST
by
Cheerio
(Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
02/03/2014 9:29:30 AM PST
by
DManA
To: John Semmens
Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) called the GOPs enactment of immigration reform essential if they want me to run for president in 2016. It is the key to creating the kind of joyful environment that would make being the countrys president a worthwhile use of my time. hahahahaha!
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posted on
02/03/2014 9:40:33 AM PST
by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
02/03/2014 9:43:26 AM PST
by
onyx
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To: John Semmens
we know boner’s gotta go when schumer and pelosi love what he’s proposing.
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posted on
02/03/2014 10:15:50 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: John Semmens
didn’t see the source.
but satire is reality these days.
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posted on
02/03/2014 10:16:58 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: John Semmens
RE :”
House Speaker John Boehners outline for a prospective immigration reform bill received an encouraging thumbs up of approval from Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY). With the Republicans agreeing on a broad-based amnesty we have a good foundation for the type of reform we need.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) was more cautious in her assessment. I dont want to say what John has done isnt a worthy effort, she declared. However, legalizing these immigrants without giving them a fast-track to citizenship is unacceptable. Theyve been mowing our lawns and making our beds for under-the-table wages for too long. Its time they got full voting rights so they can participate in our democracy. Good cop bad cop ploy?
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posted on
02/03/2014 10:48:15 AM PST
by
sickoflibs
(Obama : 'Any path to US citizenship for illegals HERE is a special path to it ')
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