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Administration's Clueless Afghanistan Experts Testify
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/13/2013 9:08:06 PM PST by John Semmens

The Obama Administration's cadre of experts in charge of the Afghan War testified before the House Foreign Affairs Committee this week and revealed a profound ignorance of what is going on. None of the witnesses had any idea on what the war cost last year or how many Americans have been killed in the last 12 months.

James Dobbins, The State Department’s special representative to Afghanistan and Pakistan, complained that the questions were unfair, “No one told us there might be a quiz. Anyway, isn't there some website where people can get these statistics? Why should we be expected to know them?”

Michael Dumont, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Afghanistan, Pakistan and Central Asia, characterized the questioning as “intrusive. It seems to me that Congress is overstepping its bounds. The President is the Commander-in-Chief, not Congress. I have to question their need to know.”

Representative Gerald Connolly (D-Va) professed himself “stunned” by the testimony. “Knowing what a war costs in terms of lives and money is pretty basic stuff,” Connolly observed. “It's not like we dragged some random people off the street to testify. These guys are paid by the taxpayers to carry out the business of the government. For them to appear before Congress and not know these things raises serious questions about the competence of those the President has entrusted with such grave responsibilities.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/146931-2013-12-13-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-december-15-2013.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; incompetence; obamaadministration; satire

1 posted on 12/13/2013 9:08:06 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 12/13/2013 9:08:49 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

its high-school government day in washington, for the next 3 years


3 posted on 12/13/2013 9:14:47 PM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it. Period.)
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To: John Semmens

The Administration has converted to a new religion — Agnosticism.

It now knows nothing about anything even when it is something they should know everything about.


4 posted on 12/13/2013 9:19:54 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: John Semmens

Well done, sir!


5 posted on 12/13/2013 9:50:44 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: John Semmens
For those who missed the "semi-news" portion of this story:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/dec/12/obamas-afghanistan-experts-stumped-us-death-toll-w/

Low information voters elect low-information politicians who hire low-information experts.

6 posted on 12/13/2013 9:52:11 PM PST by TChad (The Obamacare Motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: TChad; John Semmens
> Low information voters elect low-information politicians who hire low-information experts.

The old saw about hiring is:

Unfortunately, in this administration, we have third-class bosses. At best. They hire idiots.
7 posted on 12/13/2013 10:50:08 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: John Semmens

Another GREAT article, John.

Seems every word spoken before Congress and our nation falls on their face to be ridiculed. Those of us who seek confirmation of what is being said are able to understand the true meaning of what is written and reported.

Thanks again, John!


8 posted on 12/14/2013 12:11:45 AM PST by Diver Dave (Because He Lives, I Can Face Tomorrow)
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To: John Semmens

“No one told us there might be a quiz.”

***

LOL. If I didn’t laugh, I’d start crying. Thanks again for the ping.


9 posted on 12/14/2013 2:12:39 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

They could have just made up answers like everyone else in the administration.


10 posted on 12/14/2013 3:59:32 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the ping.


11 posted on 12/14/2013 8:47:25 AM PST by GOPJ ("Remember who the real enemy is... ")
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To: John Semmens
The President is the Commander-in-Chief

There is the problem.

12 posted on 12/14/2013 12:23:34 PM PST by Mark (If CON is the opposite of PRO, what is the opposite of progress?)
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To: John Semmens

>> Michael Dumont ... characterized the questioning as “intrusive ...”

Stunning; absolutely stunning.

BTW, just to be clear, this fifth-rate turd world A$$wipeistan is not a country, it’s a place between countries.


13 posted on 12/15/2013 10:59:58 AM PST by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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To: QBFimi

And yes, I know, it’s satire (-:

They’ve been treating us like long enough that anything, most anything coming out of Warshington is worse than satire.


14 posted on 12/15/2013 11:03:48 AM PST by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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