[PJ-Comix]

The CEO of AETNA has stated that the EARLIEST the ObamaCare website can be operating is sometime in 2017 and then ONLY if they shut down the website, completely scrap the WASTED billion dollar obsolete software, and then start from scratch with new software.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Travis T. OJustice]

WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website, the federal government today unveiled its new, improved Obamacare program, which allows Americans to purchase health insurance after installing a software bundle contained on 35 floppy disks. “I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,” President Obama told reporters this morning, explaining that the nearly three dozen 3.5-inch diskettes contain all the data needed for individuals to enroll in the Health Insurance Marketplace, while noting that the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly. “Just fire up MS-DOS, enter ‘A:\>dir *.exe’ into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files—it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor’s screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly.” Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six–CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016.

[mylife]

Bush's Fault! Yeearrgh!!

[Mr. Jeeves]

I know there are a lot of problems with the ACA website, but I am not sure you can count out a coordinated DOS attack by right wing nut jobs.

Impossible - like you always tell us, we are too backward to even know how to use the Internet. :)

[svcw]

$680 billion, three years.....doesn’t work
No testing - no BETA run - 5 million lines of bad code.....I am please to learn the conservative branch of the Republican party is that powerful to cause all these problems

[mylife]

Ted Cruz should submit a bill to rename ACA to the “Patient Protection, Citizens Affordable Care Act”
Otherwise known as PP CACA.

[rockrr]

I’m so glad that they got that figured out.... *rollseyes*

[lacrew]

The CEO AETNA has figured out that only sponges are signing up...not nearly enough suckers.

[CSM]

Fascists just doing what they do. When their heavy handed, iron fisted, central government dictats fail, they must blame their political opponents. After the blame begins to be accepted, then it is easy to demonize and eventually the public will begin to clamor for “action.” What action will be deemed “necessary for the common good?” Punishment of course!

I am beginning to understand the Democrats’ fixation on high speed rail! All the quicker to the gulag for us evil political opponents!

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Dean admits that Republicans delayed everything but fails to see that was a good thing.

[Incorrigible]

Amazing!

[Eagle of Liberty]

These people live on another reality plain but have the corporate media to spew their biddings.

Whoever this poster is has really no hope in the real world....

Corporate media is on the side of the Republicans?! HA! When will these kool-aid drinkers realize that Obama is MUCH MORE 1%er than Bush ever was? Never.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Reality-Based Community has spoken.

[GeronL]

They could have just easily purchased the basic software used by Priceline or Travelocity etc and got this done easily and pretty cheaply.

All of this was by design. Spending a half billion on a website that doesn’t work and then complaining we didn’t throw enough money at it is just stupid. How moronic does someone have to be to believe that?

[Lazamataz]

• Not ONE Republican Senator voted for Obamacare.
• Not ONE Republican Congressman voted for Obamacare.
• Nancy Pelosi, a Democrat, insisted we pass Obamacare before anyone could read it.
• Harry Reid, a Democrat, bribed certain Democrat Senators who had misgivings about the bill, to pass Obamacare.
• Obama, a Democrat President, refused to let Obamacare be defunded.
• Obama, a Democrat President, refused to let Obamacare be delayed.

CONCLUSION: It's the Republican's fault.

[Condor51]

Naturally the DUmmies are falling for Howie's, It's the Republicans' Fault, bulls--t. Can't have any blame going towards his majesty, King Barry O'Mugabe. That'd be raciss!.... the f---ing morons.

But King Barry ain't gettin' a free pass....

New, Improved Obamacare Program Released On 35 Floppy Disks
We should be so lucky that ObamaDeathCare was this *good*.

[Buggman]

Obama demanded “shovel-ready” code, and got shovel-worthy code instead.

[eyedigress]

Well of course they blame the GOP. Liberals are “never” wrong. Thats what makes them so damn smart.

[eyedigress]

They are awful darn quick to stop calling it “ObamaCare” aren’t they? LOL!

Useful idiots, no longer useful.

[Arrowhead1952]

I think it's a problem, I think the fundamental mistake that was made — well, first of all, in fairness you gotta blame the Republicans for some of this because they delayed everything they possibly could, threw as many monkey wrenches into the process as they could, and there's some success here," Dean said.

Yup, gotta blame the republicans who were totally shut out of the any discussion when this bill was deemed passed by the San Fran Sow.

"The states with exchanges are doing pretty well," he said. "There's some glitches. They're not big. A lot of people are gonna be able to get their insurance in the 14 states that have their own exchanges."

Yup, Rush mentioned that little known fact on his show today. Less than 100 people in something like 12 states. Doing well? I don't think so DUmmies.