Posted on 10/02/2013 10:24:31 AM PDT by Texas Fossil
WASHINGTON, DC — A group of elderly veterans have stormed past the barricades of the World War II memorial and have taken a number of park rangers as Prisoners of War, sources confirmed.
The attack, now in its second day, included more than four busloads of veterans visiting from Mississippi on an “Honor Flight.” Group leader Elmer Lee told reporters he had called for reinforcements.
On Tuesday, after the initial assault into the site, Lee’s forces captured a number of park rangers, who they are still holding at cane-point. Sources confirmed that weeks prior to the attack, the park rangers received numerous intelligence intercepts that the invaders would storm into Arlington National Cemetery or the Washington Monument instead.
Park police set up barricades around numerous sites in the area to ward off any invaders involved in Operation: Wheelchair Garden. “We set up fixed defensive positions all over D.C.,” said Sgt. Alan Rommel of Capitol Police. “It was an impenetrable wall.”
Despite confidence in the defenses, the perimeter fell after a frontal assault from mechanized wheelchair infantry.
“We will get into this site and hold it whether these idiots like it or not,” said Lee, who sources confirmed had stormed the beaches of Anzio and Normandy, in addition to the doors of bingo night at the VFW on most weekends.
Citing the government shutdown, officials have maintained that they were “only following orders.”
Still, the group’s leader remains defiant and fears the possibility of high casualties. “We may just have to drop an atomic bomb on the memorial to win this war,” he told reporters.
In a related story, elderly veterans from Argentina were seen parachuting in over Washington, headed towards the Holocaust Museum.
Note: photo at link of barriers being errected, took effort.
Think these old vets may have outclassed him. Congressmen listen to them. And they should
Methinks this might just be a bit of satire...
(See, I’m really sharp in my adage) LOL!
A hilarious and well done piece of satire.
Bravo.
A nice piece of satire from Duffleblog.com
These stories need a Photoshop picture of Jay Carney As Bahgdad Bob saying there are no Barrycades or Veterans at the Memorials with a picture in the Background showing those at the WWII Memorial Yesterday.
Yep, ridicule is a powerful weapon.
OH, does Obozo deserve our ridicule and contempt.
Mechanized wheelchair infantry - LOL!
It's being reported on thehill.com that the park service has flown the white flag of surrender and agreed to open the WWII Memorial to Veterans--- but ONLY Veterans, not the general public - I guess the vets let them have that concession in a face saving move, like letting Japan keep the Emperor.
Thanks for the pic of the fork lift.
Shutting this down cost us a LOT of money.
It is all for Obozo Propaganda purposes. Any price is acceptable to him.
FUBO!
Like the movie “Battleship”, WWII veterans fire-up the USS Missouri to defeat aggressive alien invaders.
Needs to be said out here often and loudly:
NPS officers were turning their backs and stepping aside to LET the Barry-cades be removed, and allow access to the Vets and Citizens.
We have Patriots there helping our people, and they need to be recognized and applauded.
Spread this; they will hear that they are appreciated.
We need some one to photoshop Carney’s mug shot on Baghdad Bob’s infamous “The American forces are not here’ -
while marines expedition tanks Thunder Run racing across the highway into Baghdad city. Fighting.
Call in the F-22’s!
Rumor is, on Twitter, Obama is bringing in SEAL TEAM 6
It’s only a short walk to the Tidal Basin - those barriers need to be permanently removed ...
Bagdad Jay: "We have all your WWII veterans!"
Normandy, was also closed we when got there!!!… ...Hussein Obama...tear down theses BARRYcades!!!
Yes.
But we must always remember that the men who came to visit this memorial sacrificed much. I know some of them well.
Obozo has never accomplished a single notable thing in his lifetime. He never lead anyone except subversive leaches, he never ran a business, he never even held a real job (unless you think working in Baskin Robbins as a youth is a real job), he has damaged race relations in this nation worse than anyone since the Civil War.
He is Vermin, nothing more.
He is Criminal.
He is a Deceiver of many.
He is a Collossal Liar.
He is a stealth mode Muzzie.
He is a Marxist/Fascist.
He Lies 24/7 and his actions show he serves the Father of Lies.
EVIL VERMIN.
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