Posted on 09/28/2013 9:59:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama's recent speech to the UN received praise from Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Morteza Sarmadi. “It's respectful tone was an important step toward improving relations between our two countries,” Sarmadi said.
The next step would be “the payment of the jizya,” Sarmadi added. “The US aid to the Muslim Brotherhood, al-Shabaab, and al-Qaeda is encouraging, but its ad hoc nature suggests that the US may consider it optional. As the Quran instructs, the payments must be regular and permanent. The payer must also feel himself subdued. It is plausible that President Obama himself may feel subdued, but it is by no means clear that all of the kafirs in the American Government, much less the population as a whole, can be construed as properly submissive.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/142461-2013-09-27-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-september-29-2013.htm
That’s real funny, John...
He hasn’t made it to the bowing and toe licking part yet!!
The news brief I heard this morning on the radio, they explained that the imposter called the mullah and not the other way around, and they herald this as something positive for America.
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