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NYC Mayor Choice: Pervert or Food Nazi?
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/06/2013 10:23:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

New York City Council Speaker Christine Quinn's latest campaign promise may be behind the surprising surge in voter appeal of her rival for mayor, former Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY). Quinn says that if she's elected companies will not be allowed to market unhealthy foods to children.

One voter who said she is reluctantly switching her support to Weiner explained “it's a tough choice. I mean, there's no question that Weiner is a pervert, but the scope of the damage he can do seems like it would be more limited. Being on the receiving end of one of his sexts would be disgusting. Quinn, though, looks like she wants to be a dictator. Sure, she thinks it's for our own good, but shouldn't I be the one who decides whether my kid gets a 'Happy Meal' or not?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/137689-2013-07-05-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-july-7-2013.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; nannystate; satire; sexting

1 posted on 07/06/2013 10:23:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Very difficult to choose between two such excellent candidates, plus then we’d have to declare someone the loser. Can’t we just have them both? Co-Mayors or something? [/lib mode]


2 posted on 07/06/2013 10:38:38 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: John Semmens

More like: Pervert or pervert?


3 posted on 07/06/2013 10:42:56 AM PDT by clintonh8r ("Europe was created by history. America was created by a philosophy." Baroness Thatcher)
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To: John Semmens

That satire makes more sense than what is actually going on.


4 posted on 07/06/2013 10:43:41 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: John Semmens

Bill Thompson will lock up the union support — and at this point in time, no municipal union has a current contract , so they’re interested in this election. They are peeved at Bloomberg, and Quinn gave us the third term of Bloomberg.


5 posted on 07/06/2013 11:56:06 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: dangerdoc

It IS what is actually going on. Fooled again.


6 posted on 07/06/2013 12:05:35 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: Tanniker Smith

Thompson has the teachers’ union but the other unions are evenly distributed among the other Dems.


7 posted on 07/06/2013 12:06:53 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: John Semmens

I believe the citizens of NYC deserve both.


8 posted on 07/06/2013 12:24:09 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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