Posted on 05/09/2013 5:27:29 AM PDT by ReformationFan
Dear Comrades,
The Vanguard of the Socialist Democratic Party of the USSA, better known as Militant Atheists, are courageously fighting for the rights of workers and peasants in the American military to be liberated from the oppressive presence of religion in the Armed Services. Under direction from the White Fortress, officers are learning the Socialist principle of eliminating all public religious expression in keeping with the doctrines of Marxist-Obamism.
Officers in the military know that their chances of advancement hinge on their ability to suppress religious expression, especially the worst kind: proselytizing and openly discussing religion as a believer. To actually believe in religion is Bourgeois and reactionary, but it is far worse to express such contemptible beliefs spread them to Young Socialists new to the services from their official public school education as atheists.
“Someone needs to be punished for this,” Comrade Mikey Weinstein told Fox News during an official denounciation. “Until the Air Force or Army or Navy or Marine Corps punishes a member of the military for unconstitutional religious proselytizing and oppression, we will never have the ability to stop this horrible, horrendous, dehumanizing behavior.”
The most appropriate punishment should be burning at the stake, to give Christians and other counter-revolutionaries a taste of their own medicine. As the enforcement arm of Imperialist oppression, they once came after us with their accusations of heresy and witchcraft, but now we will go after them and show them how a proper purgation is accomplished!
Comrades, our young people entering into military service must not be corrupted by religion. We all know that the Party inculcates people with proper secular morals and values, which the US military under Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama has come to embody. Once religion is fully eliminated from military culture, then we know that our service-persons will serve the State with the correct attitude and thinking, which is essential above all else.
It is imperative that the Masses rally to Comrade B. B. Obama’s call for a society without prayer and other religious expressions, particularly Christianity. The military must be pressured to turn over service-persons guilty of religious crimes, such as proselytizing and evangelization, to Party-supervised tribunals for immediate punishment and mandatory reeducation. We salute those loyal officers who have now begun this important process of political education within the Armed Service, but we will not rest until our military is properly purged of all such pernicious religious influences and military culture is thoroughly secularized.
Burn the Christians and other unauthorized religious persons at the stake! Liberate the People from the Oppressions of Religion!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube, Comrade Nomenklatura-climber Dialectical Progressivism Translator
Don’t give them any ideas!
Satire now, but under a bh0 3rd term???
Satire from The People’s cube, is too close to a possible reality, to be generating a chuckle.
I will stand and defend any American’s 1st Amendment right, with the caveat, that should the words “go ye forth into the world” be part of it, than you have my blessing to go ye forth.
Should ye be of a type that says, “In time, the seeker will find a teacher.”, then I agree, abide until the time is right, and let others go on their own Way.
It is the right of the American INDIVIDUAL, to exercise their own chosen path, and no one else, nor any government entity, to get involved, in that choice.
It is NOT, however, the right of every individual, to EX-OR-CISE, silence, remove, banish, or decry another American’s 1st Amendment right, UNLESS that individual, in the exercise of that right, MUST kill or maim or cripple another American, merely because they are demanded so, within their sacred texts.
I do NOT, and will NOT accept, nor keep silent, on that one.
Yeah, satire now, but just barely satire.
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