Posted on 05/06/2013 9:31:19 AM PDT by John Semmens
Representative Barbara Lee (D-Calif) warns that global warming will lead to an increase in sex-for-pay. As Lees sees it, higher temperatures will force women to wear skimpier clothing in an effort to endure the heat. More scantily clad women will induce more men to approach them with indecent propositions. The persistence of horny men and the lure of easy cash will be irresistible.
Lee admitted that she wasn’t sure what could be done to avert this calamity, but thought that “we ought to be looking at possible options. Do we enforce a stricter dress code like some religions do? Do we make it illegal for men to approach women who are strangers to them? Do we invest in giant cooling fans for areas with heavy pedestrian traffic? I don’t know. What I do know is that we can’t sit by and do nothing.”
Former President Bill Clinton urged that “we not go off half-cocked. The implications of warmer temperatures aren’t all bad. There are real material savings to be had if we could all dress more lightly. I don’t know if there is anything we can really do to significantly affect global climate. Maybe we should just try to acclimate ourselves to a warmer Earth. Perhaps we could decriminalize prostitution. Is there any good reason why paying for sexual services should be illegal anyway? It’s a voluntary transaction, a so-called crime, but one without a real victim.”
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And “global cooling” will force men and women to cuddle up to stay warm ...
It’s amazing how this kind of genius comes around only once in . . . oh . . . a couple days. Looks like one of Obambozo’s nieces.
If Barbara Lee went naked it would turn the men of the world queer. It would definitely stop prostitution.
If her brain was dynamite , she couldn’t blow her nose.
THIS idiot represents her constituency, think of that, she is probably smarter than they are. That’s scary.
and, widespread unemployment will drive the price down!
And that should lower prices? (smirk)
Satire.
The persistence of horny men and the lure of easy cash will be irresistible”.
...LOL!
I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if the warmists try to make the case that by lengthening the growing season and causing the permafrost belt to recede, Global Warming will lead to a sharp increase in type 2 diabetes and other obesity-related problems by making food more plentiful.
If it gets them off welfare, it’s a step forward. /sarc
Of course, it won’t, they get paid by the kid.
>Satire.
But very understated put in Barbara Lee’s mouth.
Well then, it’s a good thing it is not real
Note to self
Turn up heat before wife gets home
So, some ho will stand up in some future courtroom and declare “Al Gore made me do it!”
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