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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-13 (DUmmies Make Excuses For Obama's Helplessness)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/02/2013 7:39:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Take a look at the series of photos above. It is Lyndon Johnson giving the "Johnson Treatment" to Senator Theodore Green in order to extract a vote from him. Now try to imagine Barack Obama leaning in to a senator or congressman to obtain the same result. It's laughable to even imagine something like that. Obama just doesn't have the inclination for close quarter politicking that is necessary to pass desired legislation. I was thinking about this just a little while ago after reading this Commentary ARTICLE, "The Un-Lyndon Johnson," about how Obama hates the political process in stark contrast to Lyndon Johnson who CONSTANTLY worked on legislators...not just during infrequent phony "charm offensives." Now, I don't agree with much of Johnson's legislation which added expensive new government programs but you have to admire the guy's persistence. Contrast that with Obama who obviously detests the necessary art of politics (btw, have you noticed that the Bamster's Oval Office desk NEVER has any paperwork on it?). However, the true believers in DUmmieland can't bring themselves around to admitting that Obama is a flop in the nuts and bolts politics of the presidency as you can see in this THREAD, "WHY CAN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA GET ANYTHING DONE!!?1!!" Before you read the DUmmies making lame excuses for Obama's incompetence, I urge you to listen to this AUDIO of LBJ practically twisting Senator Richard Russell's arm out of joint to put him on the Warren Commission despite his flat out refusal to do so. So let us now watch the DUmmies make excuses for Obama's utter incompetence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the recent FAILED (thank goodness) gun control bill could have passed the Senate if not for Obama's reluctance to work directly on the Senators, is in the [barackets]:

WHY CAN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA GET ANYTHING DONE!!?1!!

[BECAUSE HE WOULD RATHER HIT THE GOLF LINKS WITH TIGER WOODS!!!!!]

Because there is a Republican majority in the House of Representatives and a stupid filibuster rule in the Senate, where Democrats have a small majority.

[So how was Ronald Reagan ever able to pass his tax cut bill in 1981? Maybe it was because he didn't treat the legislators like they had the plague?]

We can fix that. We can fix that, if we really, really want to. It's up to us. We can fix it, or we can complain about it for another three years. I vote for fixing it.

GOTV 2014!

[Sorry but history is NOT on your side. The midterm elections in the second term of presidents are almost NEVER favorable for them and the ineptness of the current White House occupant will make things even worse. Now on to the other lame DUmmie excusess for Obama's incompetence.....]

Obama, himself, needs to hold some face to face meetings with these people or at least set up some real time conference videos with specially set up town hall meetings where the people come and ask their questions and get direct answers from the President if only through teleconferencing. This administration is just not active enough.

[Too much work for The One. Next suggestion?]

WHY don't we have people who are willing to be more devious?

[Oh, I think you have a plethora of that type.]

Problem -- Harry Reid and Senate

[Yeah, it is a little tough when your senate leader has all the charm of a gloomy undertaker.]

Obama's relationship with Congress is bad because he wasn't in Congress very long and doesn't really understand how it works. Also, Obama has surrounded himself at the White House with a lot of smart guys who are mostly interested in themselves. He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.

[Sounds like all his close friends are flunkies.]

Yep we need to start thinking 2014. It's the only answer

[Reserve the Rubber Room for November 2014 for DUmmie flamingdem.]

I thought he had a majority in the house a while back. So what would be the dif now?

[Maybe he won't waste all his time trying to pass a massive unworkable piece of legislation aka ObamaCare.]

Poor, poor President Obama, so helpless, except when he decides he doesn't want to be.

[He's very decisive in his Final Four picks.]

GOTV = Get Out The Vaseline (and grab your ankles).

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

VOTE f*ck a vote. Is my entire life span f*cking nothing. 60 f*cking years, where's the land of opportunity. Where is the "land of the free". My f*cking vote means nothing because some rich mother f*cker can BUY my spineless greedy candidate AFTER he is in office. How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself. Or would it be long enough if I lived another 100 years.

[Put On A Happy Face by
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine
I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
So spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face
So, put on a happy face]


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And now back to couponing. In case you don't know you can score some AMAZING deals right now at the Dollar General Stores if they haven't fixed the computer glitch. Just Google "Dollar General P&G glitch" for details.
1 posted on 05/02/2013 7:39:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/02/2013 7:42:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m continually amazed at the level of language and vulgarity that goes on in the DUmpster. I think most are still in high school and the rest are ‘60s rejects.


3 posted on 05/02/2013 7:47:31 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am sorry... I just cannot laugh at the ignorance of the left... they have grown far too dangerous to take lightly.

LLS


4 posted on 05/02/2013 7:49:03 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Poor, poor President Obama, so helpless, except when he decides he doesn't want to be."

Yes, at his press conference he couldn't solve a problem or answer a question on the important issues but practically broke his neck racing back to the podium to talk about the gay NBA player.

5 posted on 05/02/2013 7:49:34 AM PDT by hometoroost
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ... about time!
Wherdahell you been?


6 posted on 05/02/2013 7:53:40 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Lx

yes, most are 13 to 17 years old. They are in the “I wanna change the world” stage but still get a ride to school in Mom’s minivan.
The others are so stoned they don’t know where they are and others, like you said, are still in the 60’s, brain turned to mush from so much LSD.


7 posted on 05/02/2013 7:59:05 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10!


8 posted on 05/02/2013 8:09:36 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
. . . He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.

[Sounds like all his close friends are flunkies.]

All those long term friends are muslime terrorists.

9 posted on 05/02/2013 8:19:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: envisio
Wherdahell you been?

Couponing. If I told you how much product I've gotten in the past couple of weeks you wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't blame you for your disbelief. Still another week to go in this run.

10 posted on 05/02/2013 8:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I Am Helpless,
Hear Me Snore... It sounds like there could be a song parody in there to the tune of "I Am Woman."
11 posted on 05/02/2013 8:21:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Change one word in this rant and I could/would/should have said it.

“VOTE f*ck a vote. Is my entire life span f*cking nothing. 60 f*cking years, where's the land of opportunity. Where is the “land of the free”. My f*cking vote means nothing because some rich mother f*cker can BUY my spineless greedy candidate AFTER he is in office. How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself. Or would it be long enough if I lived another 100 years.”

12 posted on 05/02/2013 8:30:21 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WHY CAN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA GET ANYTHING DONE!!?1!!
What are you talking about? Obama's finished every round of Golf he's started.
WHY don't we have people who are willing to be more devious?
You do. But they're all in Prison.
He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.
Yep, and unfortunately they aren't exactly 'around'. They're busy being Tyrants in North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, and China.
13 posted on 05/02/2013 8:39:01 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself

Considering America is a Republic, not a democracy, apparently forever.
14 posted on 05/02/2013 8:49:43 AM PDT by Vision (We are not descended from fearful men)
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To: PJ-Comix
Just Google "Dollar General P&G glitch" for details.

No results.

15 posted on 05/02/2013 9:10:19 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: PJ-Comix
Problem -- Harry Reid and Senate

[Yeah, it is a little tough when your senate leader has all the charm of a gloomy undertaker.]

You insulted gloomy undertakers...They are more charming than Harry!!

16 posted on 05/02/2013 9:43:57 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Ben Carson/Rand Paul in 2016)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama, himself, needs to hold some face to face meetings with these people or at least set up some real time conference videos with specially set up town hall meetings where the people come and ask their questions and get direct answers from the President if only through teleconferencing. This administration is just not active enough.

Ask them to join him on the golf course? That's where he is to be found the majority of his time...and he's even a bad golfer!

...and, refresh my memory but.....didn't the DIMs crucify Eisenhower for "playing too much golf?" Maybe everyone just wants this dude OUT of their hair.

17 posted on 05/02/2013 11:16:29 AM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe Obunga-bunga gave up on face to face after so many recoiled in disgust at the stench of nicotine he enveloped them in.


18 posted on 05/02/2013 11:22:08 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: metmom
Huh? I found plenty of results HERE.
19 posted on 05/02/2013 2:49:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Lx

“I think most are still in high school and the rest are ‘60s rejects.”
__________________________________________________

As Savage says, “Liberalism is a mental disorder”.
With many the DUmp members, they are children pretending to be adults, or pseudo adults locked in arrested adolescence.


20 posted on 05/02/2013 3:01:47 PM PDT by AlexW
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