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Administration Brochure Touts Food Stamp Benefits for Foreigners
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Apr 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:08 AM PDT by John Semmens

It was recently discovered that the Obama Administration has been working jointly with the Mexican government to inform that country’s illegal migrants to the United States of their “rights to government food assistance.”

The product of this cooperative undertaking is a Spanish-language flyer supplied to the Mexican Embassy by the US Department of Agriculture. The flyer asserts that “even those who enter America illegally are still entitled to certain benefits” and explains how these “undocumented persons” may secure these benefits through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).

Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Ala) called the revelation “evidence of a dangerously misguided policy. We are $16 trillion in debt. Adding foreign nationals to our welfare rolls is fiscally irresponsible.”

U.S. Department of Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack defended the outreach program saying “it clearly falls within the nation’s proud tradition of welcoming newcomers to our shores. Doesn’t our Statue of Liberty ask the world to give us their poor and hungry masses yearning to live free? How can we not feed them once they get here? Wouldn’t that be breach of promise?”

Vilsack hastened to point out that “our efforts aren’t confined to Mexicans. We’re very ecumenical in our outlook. One of the guys who bombed the Boston Marathon was a beneficiary of the SNAP food subsidies. We didn’t pry into his private life. We didn’t question his beliefs. To us he was a human being in need of help. That he may have been ungrateful for that help is something we can’t control. Should we let this unfortunate turn of events change who we are? Isn’t this when we’re supposed to turn the other cheek?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/04/27/administration-brochure-touts-food-stamp-benefits-for-foreigners/


TOPICS: Food; Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: foodstamps; illegals; obama; satire

1 posted on 04/28/2013 9:15:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Is Congress doing something about it?


2 posted on 04/28/2013 9:35:34 AM PDT by 353FMG ( I do not indicate whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: John Semmens

3 posted on 04/28/2013 10:40:40 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

Open up your wallets you racists Americans....you owe us!!!!!!!


4 posted on 04/28/2013 12:05:47 PM PDT by notaliberal ( Democraps denied God thrice!)
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To: John Semmens
Nice try but "..even those who enter America illegally.."

Noone in the administration or their media lapdogs would say that.

5 posted on 04/28/2013 12:14:25 PM PDT by douginthearmy
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