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Fight for Cultural Equality: UN Okays Cannibalism, Slavery
The People's Cube ^ | 1/1/2010, 6:39 pm | Will Beria

Posted on 04/24/2013 3:40:35 AM PDT by cunning_fish

The Intergovernmental Cultural Climate Change Panel (ICCCP) declared its support for the recent UN announcement that all cultures are equally valid. Expanding on the resolution the group declared the rights of people are now culturally defined, rather than being based on any universal notion or concept. They suggest the term "human rights" is therefore both outmoded and racist as it would impose value for human life which some cultures don't accept. They recommended the term "multi-cultural peoples' rights" be used instead.

"We take the announcement to mean our practices of torture, vendetta, and suppression of women and minorities dating back centuries have now been recognized as just different cultures different ways of doing things differently," said ICCCP spokesman Moussa Stache. "This measure will finally legitimize the long-sought revival of some of our members' traditional practices of cannibalism, slavery, head-hunting, and human sacrifice. Every society has rights to human rites."

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After the announcement there was hand shaking and gift giving all around the chamber until it was pointed out this principle could be taken as validating Jewish culture as well. The members hurriedly reconvened, working around the clock for a work-around. The following day the panel declared Zionism a criminal conspiracy and not culture as recognized by the UN. As such, Judaism and Jews are to be reclassified as sub-UN.

Explained Moussa Stache, "There are no inferior cultures, but there are inferior people."



TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: africa; democrats; islam; jews; liberals; obama; un; uno

1 posted on 04/24/2013 3:40:35 AM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: cunning_fish

Please tell me this is a joke...


2 posted on 04/24/2013 3:43:24 AM PDT by bike800
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To: cunning_fish

Rationalization of the coming global genocide.


3 posted on 04/24/2013 3:48:32 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: bike800

People’s cube sez “joke” or “satire”.

However like all satire there is more than a germ of truth.

We need to be out of the UN. And we need the UN out of the US


4 posted on 04/24/2013 3:50:28 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight,, he'll just kill you.)
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To: cunning_fish

This is pretty good. Juxtaposing it with the drivel that IS UN product, it just about makes sense.


5 posted on 04/24/2013 3:51:19 AM PDT by stevem
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To: cunning_fish

Judging by that mutant pictured, evolution needs to pick it up some in the efficiency department.


6 posted on 04/24/2013 4:28:21 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: bike800
The UN panel is ICCCP ('USSR' in the Cyrillic alphabet) i.

The author's 'last name' is 'Beria' (Stalin's head of secret police).

It's a joke, son! :-)

7 posted on 04/24/2013 8:26:19 AM PDT by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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