[Charles Henrickson]

I've been out of the DUFUing loop for about a month and a half. Too much to do to DUFU. But now I may be able to shake the rust off and get back into the routine, as time permits.

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[KosmicKitty]

Top 5

[Billthedrill]

The only question now is whether we're talking about religious theocrats, white-supremacists or anti-government/anti-taxers.

Oh, that's just negative-Nancy pessimism. It COULD be ALL THREE!!!

Or, they could just do what that a-hole over at HuffPo did and declare the two Chechen brothers "honorary conservatives".

[Incorrigible]

Thank you Charles! I was hoping you would get to this!

Oh! And Top 10!

[matt1234]

Ha! I hope these libtards are enjoying their crow sandwiches.

[W.]

What a pack of losers, and who is that guy again? He's almost funny if his dreck didn't anger me so...

I begin to suspect the libtards have only one functional brain cell between the lot of them and so they have to share it, and it makes them all regurgitate the same leftist spew. They all sound alike to me. :)

[douginthearmy]

This is a bit terrifying.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

but I want to go down there WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

...and shoot every madre-koit carrying a Gadsden Flag with my ill-gotten assault rifle.

Goes without saying...

[MaxMax]

I don't have to be respectful of these murderous reptiles that have repeatedly
called for violence against us for daring to vote, daring to challenge them,
daring to claim our civil rights.

No, that would be your fringe element who does this, and the Islamic/Muslim people
you crouch behind hoping to do the dirty work for you. Wait until Blacks start
voting Conservative. I Can hardly wait to read that post.

[KarlInOhio]

Top ℵ₀? Well of course it is no matter how late I show up.

Will you be posting a DUmmies FUnnies of their reactions after it was revealed that Rush Limbaugh wasn't branching out from EIB to IED?

[kevkrom]

This had all the earmarks of a rightwing terrorist attack. It wasn't. But that doesn't change the fact that it had all the earmarks of one. . . . it still had TONS of evidence pointing to it being a rightwing terrorist attack. The fact that it was not does not change that fact.

Yes, this is a typical prog fallback position: "I was completely and utterly wrong to suspect the opposition, but the mere fact that my first instinct was to suspect them is an indictment^* of them, not me."

^* In the rhetorical sense, not the 24-business-hour sense

[freedumb2003]

Any follow-up threads?

I looked over there (about to get in the shower — EWWW). NOTHING about the muslim scum and very little about Boston in general.

[reformedliberal]

This had all the earmarks of a rightwing terrorist attack. It wasn’t. But that doesn’t change the fact that it had all the earmarks of one. . . . it still had TONS of evidence pointing to it being a rightwing terrorist attack. The fact that it was not does not change that fact.

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It had all the earmarks of an attack from Mars. But it wasn’t.

No, it had tons of HOPEFUL SPECULATION, neither “evidence” nor “fact”.

Evidence is and remains that Muslim Chechens perpetrated the attack. Facts and evidence support each other: eyewitnesses, videos, still photos, social media postings, IEDs. Neither evidence nor facts are emotional, subjective or politically correct.

They have so changed the language that it is impossible to have a discussion, let alone one about legalities and reality.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you.

[cripplecreek]

Gotta love the deductive reasoning of the DUmmies.

Step 1. Discount the obvious.

Step 2. Blame righty with zero evidence.

[Colonel_Flagg]

I'd be willing to bet you a shiny new dime that this is some far-right-wing, White (likely White Supremacist), Teabagger Militia group.

This is what happens when liberals are forced to bet with their own money.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Pitt just got me thinking. In Saudi Arabia I had devout Muslims tell me that the greatest gift a father can give his kids is Islam. So for leftists wouldn't the greatest gift be increasingly high taxes?

[mowowie]

I’m only half way through this DUFU but i just had to scroll down to post at what a fine job you and the DUmmies have done here Charles.
After a so far semi-miserable day i am now laughing my butt off and wiping tears from my eyes!
Thanks!

Hey Pitt, Boston is “My Town” too you pretentious bore.
I wonder if the owner of Bukowski Tavern ever wonders why he has no business except for Pitt....

[markomalley]

“The nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters.”

[NativeSon]

don't have to be respectful to a group of violent savages that are guilty of sedition and treason.

treason?, like violating and attempting to further subvert the US Constitution? ...called for violence against us for daring to vote, daring to challenge them, daring to claim our civil rights

like the 2nd Amendment?, that right?

I wonder if these tools understand the meaning of the words 'Constitutional Republic' ?