Posted on 03/12/2013 10:27:00 AM PDT by Trafalgar123
I believe that a child who pretends his pastry is a gun poses an imminent danger, but 5,000 criminal illegal aliens released from jail enhance public safety.
I believe that New Yorkers must be protected from the risk of drinking 16 ounces of soda, but exposed to the risk of bringing Osama bin Laden's son-in-law for a civil trial blocks from Ground Zero.
I believe that every American child deserves to be loved and cherished, except for certain 16-year-olds who deserve to be killed by drones.
I believe that a Muslim woman who applauds 9/11 and admires Hitler deserves a State Department award for her courage, at least until someone reads her tweets.
I believe that the federal government should confiscate guns from law-abiding Americans, but give thousands of guns to Mexican drug gangs to kill our Border Patrol agents.
I believe the president should stay up late partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce, but hit the sack when our Libyan consulate is under attack and our Ambassador is missing.
I believe that plastic bags are a menace to the earth, but Iran's nuclear weapons are no big deal.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Sounds like the “Redneck Comedy Tour”.
Death to America
Take yer pick!
The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force. JQA
Indonesian Go Home
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t."
Brilliant piece of writing by Ms. Paul. Kudos all around!
This is more proof that liberalism is a mental disorder. All of the beliefs listed are true of our commie in chief, and not one of them makes any sense at all.
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