Jeff Gordon Regrets Firing of Pit Crew

Reaganite Republican ^ | 02 February 2013 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Raleigh NC:  Jeff Gordon announced a couple weeks back that he was firing his entire pit crew.

The big surprise came in the wake of President Obama's general NASCAR outreach, in particular a federal scheme to employ disadvantaged inner-city youth.

What sealed the deal was a recent study that showed how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds -and without proper equipment- whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds, and this with thousands of dollars’ worth of the latest high-tech power tools. 

Initially thought to be an innovative and bold move by Gordon's management team -as many races are won or lost in the pits- Gordon got more than he bargained for: at the crew's first practice session, not only were the inexperienced hoodies able to switch all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of beer,
a bag of weed, and some photos of Gordon's wife in the shower...

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[Sacajaweau]

Thanks for the early morning chuckle.

[melsec]

That’s Gold!

[newfreep]

Thanks, Bania!

[Venturer]

It’s funny, but it doesn’t belong here.

[Peet]

It’s funny, but it doesn’t belong here.

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Yeah, I know.

“...VIN number...” is as stupid as “ATM machine” and “PIN number”.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

All-time classic! ROFL...

[righttackle44]

Why not?

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[SeminoleCounty]

Isn’t diversity great...LOL

[trebb]

Why not?

Because Venturer said so and he expects his wishes to be acceded to...what more reason do you need and who are you to question him?

[mnehring]

What sealed the deal was a recent study that showed how unemployed youths from Harlem ...

They haven't been to Harlem in a while have they? The urban culture has been pushed out and is now full of a bunch of greeny, neo-hippie artists with shops selling renewable furniture. Unemployed youths from Harlem now would just stand there and complain the car wasn't green and swap it for a Pious.

[Kirkwood]

“It’s funny, but it doesn’t belong here.”

How ironic! We were just saying that about you the other day.

[Venturer]

LOL.

Yeah, I am sure there are a lot of people who feel that way.

Keeps me awake nights.

The joke is funny I am surprised it comes from Reaganite Republicans because it is also racist, Not that I am against that, just wonder about the wisdom of it.

And of those who say I don’t belong here.