[John Semmens]

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[John Semmens]

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[muawiyah]

Looking at this little ditty about the JFK and Lincoln assassinations I realized that there's more than a koinkydink going on all the time ~ that, in fact, all events of a specific class ~ e.g. sex scandals ~ eventually show up at common links.

So it is a new class we can call "How stupid is Obama" and there it is ~ PLATINUM BULLETS!

This one definitely has all the characteristics of the listing "CLINTON BODY COUNT" ~ we haven't had one in a while but maybe we can push this to the point of Leftwingtard Distriction. Make them Democrat fascist piggies squeal!

[John Semmens]

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[doorgunner69]

Feinstein suggested that “existing stocks of lead bullets in private hands could be retrieved via some sort of mandatory ‘buy back’ program. This would effectively criminalize all possession of leaded ammunition as well as give the government an overwhelming advantage in firepower against any opposition.”

Satire or not, do not think for an instant that the old hag does not dream of this sort of crap.

[DBrow]

!!! I’m gonna go out TONIGHT and start ripping off tire balance weights from ALL the cars in the parking lot! Platinum shall never disarm ME!

[Standing Wolf]

If the President were to simply require that platinum be the only metal permitted in bullets we could effectively eliminate privately held guns without actually banning them.

I always wondered why he's called Joey "the Genius" Biden. Now I know.

[The_Reader_David]

Reminds me of Hilaire Belloc's famous bit of doggerel:

I shoot the hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use the leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.

[mnehring]

LOL. I wouldn’t put it past Slow Joe.

[Chode]

LOL... i bet the Greenies would even bitch about that as bad as lead

[Logical me]

Kind of reminds one of Nazi Germany. Exactly the way Hitler did it.

[ReformationFan]

Shhhhhh! Don’t give the psycholibnazis any ideas.

[Rapscallion]

Biden is an absolute moronic mental case.

[berdie]

Well, if a silver bullet will kill a werewolf...think what a platinum bullet could do!

You might be able to just wave a gun at someone and accomplish the same goal. No cost at all. This suggestion could well backfire..so to speak. :)

[bigheadfred]

There’s never a copper round when ya need one...

[null and void]

Would we still be allowed silver bullets for werewolves?

[Vendome]

LOL

Ruined it with the satire banner. Still funny.

[lwoodham]

Dang John. Don’t give the commies any ideas.

[wastedyears]

Stop giving them ideas.

[EDINVA]

Your satire’s proximity to reality should make us all weep. Better, I suppose, to laugh.