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Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control (Satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Jan 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/11/2013 7:17:44 PM PST by John Semmens

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To: DBrow

Look for the ones with loose battery cables. The alarm won’t be working.


21 posted on 01/11/2013 9:15:23 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: DBrow

About a year ago the EPA banned lead wheel weights.
Coincidence? Nah....

Lead acid batteries make nice collectibles.


22 posted on 01/11/2013 9:29:20 PM PST by alpo (What would Selco do?)
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To: John Semmens

Dang John. Don’t give the commies any ideas.


23 posted on 01/12/2013 12:01:38 AM PST by lwoodham (I am Andrew Breitbart. Don't doubt me on this.)
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To: doorgunner69

There’s the link for the koinkydink ~ Feinstein’s menopause challenges the onset of Hoplophobia ~


24 posted on 01/12/2013 4:42:22 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: The_Reader_David
http://www.eliteskills.com/analysis_poetry/Hippopotamus_The_by_Hilaire_Belloc_analysis.php ~ muy excellente.

People must certainly siddle away to the far end of the car when you come up with applicable poetry~!

25 posted on 01/12/2013 4:46:08 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: Rapscallion
He has a problem for which he has had brain surgery three times unsuccessfully.

This is the guy Obamugabe imagines ought to investigate the Newtown shooting ~ to come up with solutions ~ or was that solitons.

Joe will never know, but Fur Shur the dude is going to steer everybody away from folks who've had brain surgery!

26 posted on 01/12/2013 4:48:26 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

Stop giving them ideas.


27 posted on 01/12/2013 4:52:52 AM PST by wastedyears (My life mostly completely turned around in a few weeks. Now to leave NY...)
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To: John Semmens

Your satire’s proximity to reality should make us all weep. Better, I suppose, to laugh.


28 posted on 01/12/2013 11:43:15 AM PST by EDINVA
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To: John Semmens
Shoot once and go home.
29 posted on 01/12/2013 10:11:25 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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