To: John Semmens
2 posted on
11/25/2012 10:23:59 AM PST by
Volunteer
(Though I know that the hypnotized never lie, do ya? - The Who)
To: John Semmens
Nice break from the usual.
To: John Semmens
The fact that the lost message is in code and has yet to be translated didn’t faze Leftkowitz. Even is the decoded message is, "Be sure to drink more Ovaltine", this professor will not blame Roosevelt for Roosevelt's decision. The bird made me do it!
4 posted on
11/25/2012 10:28:39 AM PST by
Bernard
('He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else' - Benjamin Franklin)
To: John Semmens
The fact that the lost message is in code and has yet to be translated didn’t faze Leftkowitz. That was hysterical! Sort of like an analogy of the health care bill.
5 posted on
11/25/2012 10:30:14 AM PST by
Focault's Pendulum
(Romney has run a business, an Olympics, and a state. Obama has never run anything but his mouth.)
To: John Semmens
That’s why I don’t trust pigeons. They always screw everything up either intentionally or unintentionally.
6 posted on
11/25/2012 10:31:13 AM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(Criminal defense lawyers won't have the Twinkie to kick around anymore.)
To: John Semmens
7 posted on
11/25/2012 10:32:21 AM PST by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: John Semmens
Would this be called giving the Left “The Bird?”
8 posted on
11/25/2012 10:47:54 AM PST by
SES1066
(Government is NOT the reason for my existence but it is the road to our ruin!)
To: John Semmens
LOL
Good one John!
I do have a habit of reading without looking at the attribution or source. Clue number one that caused me to back track:
Professor Albee Leftkowitz
Great work as always!
11 posted on
11/25/2012 11:58:57 AM PST by
Michael.SF.
(Obama lied, Stevens died.)
To: John Semmens
Dangit You caught me again.
12 posted on
11/25/2012 1:08:23 PM PST by
Slambat
(The right to keep and bear arms. Anything one man can carry, drive or pull.)
To: John Semmens
The world is so screwed up that I had to get to this line,
“if you missed any of this week’s other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at... “
to realize that it was satire. Up to that point nothing struck me as beyond the realm of possibility of what the whack-job leftist are saying these days.
To: John Semmens
We have finally been able to read the message. Contrary to the work of several cryptologists, it does not have anything to do with drinking Ovaltine.
The code is as follows: (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2962520/posts)
AOAKN HVPKD FNFJW YIDDC
RQXSR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX
PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH
NLXKG MEMKK ONOIB AKEEQ
WAOTA RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH
Some of the groups are obvious “place holders”, and the message reads:
“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”
We believe this to be an embedded code, rather than the message itself. Dan Brown is doing further research on it.
15 posted on
11/25/2012 3:33:19 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: John Semmens
Thanks for the chuckle John. Enjoyed.
16 posted on
11/25/2012 7:16:58 PM PST by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: John Semmens
17 posted on
11/25/2012 7:39:04 PM PST by
MCF
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