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Notorious ‘‘Death Cat’’ Refuses to Leave Obama Campaign Headquarters
duhprogressive.com ^ | 11/4/12

Posted on 11/04/2012 11:14:17 AM PST by Justaham

“He refuses to leave. When we force him away, he just comes back. It’s really been flipping us out…”

Such are the quivering words of a flush-faced Stacey Bingham, President Obama’s volunteer coordinator at his campaign headquarters in Washington D.C.

No, Ms. Bingham is not talking about Joe Biden. Nor is she speaking of the inevitable horde of creepy, overweight, middle-aged campaign volunteers who smell like a Beluga whale’s placenta that can be found at any campaign’s volunteer offices. Bingham is speaking of none other than Oscar the cat (a.k.a. “death cat,” the “grim purrer,” and “Dr. Catvorkian”), who gained fame in 2010 from his uncanny ability to detect who was about to die at a Rhode Island nursing home. Curling up next to unconscious geriatrics in ­­­­­­­­­­­Providence’s Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Centre, Oscar, a 9-pound ordinary American housecat, stayed with each patient in the hours before their death, becoming perhaps the furriest, cutest Grim Reaper to date. Nursing home doctors confirmed over 50 cases of Oscar accurately predicting patients’ deaths.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: deathcat; kittyping; oscar
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1 posted on 11/04/2012 11:14:22 AM PST by Justaham
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To: Justaham

LOL! That’s great!;-)


2 posted on 11/04/2012 11:19:20 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Obama: "If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.")
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To: Justaham

He could just be looking for some kitty litter to cover up whatever’s causing that awful smell. Just sayin’.


3 posted on 11/04/2012 11:23:38 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Worst. President. Ever.)
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To: Justaham

Did someone move him from Providence Rhode Island - or is that the name of a DC Home?

How did he get to the Campaign HQ?


4 posted on 11/04/2012 11:25:17 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: RoosterRedux

I can has death of liberalism...


5 posted on 11/04/2012 11:26:15 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Justaham
Will Oscar drop Obama on Romney's front porch Tuesday night?
6 posted on 11/04/2012 11:26:56 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: RoosterRedux

They sure are foul mouthed.


7 posted on 11/04/2012 11:27:34 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: sodpoodle
Did someone move him from Providence Rhode Island - or is that the name of a DC Home?

How did he get to the Campaign HQ?

Cats ride free on Amtrak. Everyone knows that.;-)

8 posted on 11/04/2012 11:28:40 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Obama: "If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.")
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To: sodpoodle

Supernatural


9 posted on 11/04/2012 11:30:02 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Justaham; John Semmens
THIS IS GREAT

John, we both missed an easy lay-up with this idea.... lol

10 posted on 11/04/2012 11:30:43 AM PST by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: sodpoodle
How did he get to the Campaign HQ?

Riding a pale horse.

11 posted on 11/04/2012 11:30:43 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: KarlInOhio

>>How did he get to the Campaign HQ?
Riding a pale horse. <<

LOL!! KIO, you win the thread!


12 posted on 11/04/2012 11:36:18 AM PST by freedumb2003 (We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: Justaham

Is this real or satire?


13 posted on 11/04/2012 11:39:02 AM PST by freedumb2003 (We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: KarlInOhio

14 posted on 11/04/2012 11:42:59 AM PST by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Yes, Oscar will get Big Bird to help him drop obama off.


15 posted on 11/04/2012 11:43:15 AM PST by presently no screen name
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To: Justaham

Oscar, God Love Ya!


16 posted on 11/04/2012 11:45:57 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Justaham

Too Funny! Cat prophets... Had to post on Facebook, the cat with a good track record, he must be reading the tea party leaves...


17 posted on 11/04/2012 11:46:41 AM PST by jafojeffsurf (Return to the Constitution)
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To: Justaham

We’ve been had - LOL it’s satire;)

***Adding to the creepiness, Oscar has also been spotted at other Obama campaign offices in several states, including Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida. The creepy cat has even encountered the President himself during one of his routine stops/pep rallies at his campaign’s HQ in Richmond, Virginia.***

Always read the article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


18 posted on 11/04/2012 11:47:03 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: Lazamataz
Good thing Oscar is on our side this time.


19 posted on 11/04/2012 11:48:09 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: Justaham
I don't feel like reading deeper to see if this is sarcasm. Either way it is funny.

BTW, I have always suspected that this cat is just following instinct and waiting for an easy.. albeit very big, meal.

20 posted on 11/04/2012 11:55:04 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (christian.bahits.com)
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