REVISED OFFICIAL DNC CONVENTION SCHEDULE RELEASED!!!

D.C. Insider | August 31, 2012 | GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Here it is, folks!

Here's the revised and official schedule of events for the Democrat National Convention, to be held in Charlotte, North Carolina, from Tuesday to Thursday, September 4th to September 6th, 2012.:

PLEASE NOTE: Race card, gender card, LGBT card or progressive, socialist, communist, fascist or Marxist sympathies or affiliation required for entry to this event (All employees of the major television networks granted immediate entry).

04:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

04:05 PM - 'The Word.. The Word.. The Word' - By Nancy Pelosi

04:06 PM – Singing of "God Damn America", led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

04:10 PM – 'Pledge of Allegiance to Obama', led by The Obamabots:

ONE NATION UNDER SODOMY
I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of Sodomites to the degenerates for which it stands one Nation Under Sodomy with Liberty and Justice Only for Sodomites.

04:15 PM – 'I Hate America' Choir, led by Michelle Obama

04:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton

04:45 PM – 'I am Woman', performed by Helen Reddy, Janet Napolitano, Sonia Sotomayor & Elena Kagan

05:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden

05:15 PM - Ceremonial Abortion Performed on Sandra Fluke by Planned Parenthood

05:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer & Anthony Weiner Speak on "Family Values" via Satellite

05:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States, sponsored by Columbia University

06:00 PM – 'Best of Biden's Bloopers' - Joe Biden

06:45 PM - (Intermission)

07:00 PM - 'Best of Biden's Bloopers (Cont'd) - Joe Biden

08:00 PM - Document Forging, Identity Theft & Ghost Writing - Alex Okrent (Replaced by Bill Ayers)

08:30 PM – 'Rite of Arab Spring' (Crucifixion of Christians) performed by Muslim Brotherhood

09:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

09:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at GITMO – Michael Moore

09:45 PM – Personal Finance & Tax Seminar - Charlie Rangle & Timothy Geithner

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners in a "Nation of Cowards" - Eric Holder

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium & Tire Gauge Demonstration, performed by The Solyndras

11:15 PM – 'Free Gov. Blagojevich' rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior

12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing

03:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech (Big F'ing Deal)

On the seventh day God created man, on the eighth religion. On the ninth day the Devil said he’d organize it, turned and created the Democratic Party.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

I've seen various satirical schedules on the Internet and I've substantially embellished this one with my own imagination. One thing is for sure; The real event will be full of hate, resentment, fear and rife with NEGATIVITY.

[Former Fetus]

You forgot them Mooslims! Don’t make them mad or they blow up the convention! On the other hand...

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

They’re on at 8:30!

[Qwackertoo]

Could almost be true given the a**hats in the Dem party.

[Former Fetus]

Oops! My apologies. I was laughing too hard to see.

[FewsOrange]

Please check your sources, this is obviously a fake.

Here is the giveaway
“ 09:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

09:15 PM...”

A Clinton speech that last only 15 minutes, come on.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Vagina mascots escorting children out of the convention.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Drats.. I missed that one.

[kitkat]

LOL

[w1andsodidwe]

Perfect

[Logical me]

Who gives a sheeeeet!

[SMARTY]

They will focus on scaring the living s%#@ out of seniors, get on dead center with ‘racism’ and DON’T get off, bash Bush, kiss our enemies’ a#@, praise Muslims, promise the sun the moon and the stars to people who do not want to work, challenge gun ownership, insult Christians, excuses, excuses, etc.

[Tex-Con-Man]

You may not think I did, but I did...see what you did there.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Metaphor for ‘abortion’.

[w1andsodidwe]

I heard that John Edwards and Al Gore would also be surprise speakers during the 5:30 slot.

[brightright]

Didn’t they have large Greek Columns as props last time. It must have been a signal he wanted us to be like Greece. Broke. I wonder what their props will be this time?

[funfan]

Too funny-this is why I love Free Republic

[Will we know the moment]

I as hoping for LGBT sex acts to be presented, I’ve always wondered how lesbians get it on.

[South40]

That's good. But here are a few revisions I would make.

The Spencer Davis Groups' - 'I'm a Man' as performed by 'Chaz' Bono
'How & What To Feed Your Children, by Michelle Obama
'Ummm, Ummm, Ummm, Barack Hussein Obama' performed by the Children of America Choir
'How to Suck @ your Job' - Je$$e Jackson Jr. via satellite
'American Idiot' performed by Green Day

[ReformationFan]

Sounds more like the reality of the modern day Democratic party than satire.