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DUmmie FUnnies 08-01-12 (Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 1, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/01/2012 9:25:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

BEWARE, DUmmies! BEWARE the Perfect Rovian Storm! He's here! He's there! He's EVERYWHERE!!! And as we go into this year's big election, DUmmie paranoia on the subject of Karl Rove has gone into hyper-drive as you can see in this THREAD, "Beware of this Rovian maneuver... it is coming." As you can see the over the top DUmmie fear and paranoia is quite entertaining. Yes, Master Rove is coming at you with a big bag full of hidden Kung Fu tricks designed to disable you before you even know it. So let us now enjoy this DUmmie paranoia about the coming Perfect Rovian Storm in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding the DUmmies that even your Rove paranoia thread is itself a Rovian trick designed to mislead you...or not, is in the [brackets]:

Beware of this Rovian maneuver... it is coming.

[Bow before the power of the PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!!!]

Step 1. Create a fake Romney tax return that shows something REALLY bad... zero taxes paid in 2009, offshore accounts, the works.

[Psst! Don't tell anybody but Harry Reid is part of this Perfect Rovian Scheme.]

Step 2. Release the phony tax return to an unwilling news organization... (can't use Dan Rather this time, probably try Brian Williams).

[Is Mary Mapes now acting as show producer for Brian Williams?]

Step 3. When unwilling news organization reports that they have received a copy of Romney's tax return and publicizes it, have some "minions" on rightwing blogs come up with the "evidence" that the return is a fake.

[Karl Rove will fax those "minions" the "evidence" from a certain Kinko's in Amarillo, TX c/o Lucy Ramirez.]

Step 4. Scream bloody murder about Brian Williams (or whoever) using made-up evidence against Romney. Scream left-wing media bias. Scream dirty tricks by Democrats.

[Yes, yes. Learn to appreciate the beauty of a Perfect Rovian Scheme as it all clicks together seamlessly.]

Step 5. Media, embarrassed by using a phony document, backs off of story for the rest of the campaign.

[Step 6. Make sure that Harry Reid claims that he got his info from an unnamed source from within Bain Capital.]

We've all seen it before with Bush and National Guard, people. The way they make the "truth" go away is to pull a trick like I laid out.

[Just weeks before Rove pulled your legs with that fake exit poll trick. Hee! Hee!]

You know it is coming. Be ready for when it does.

[Hunker down in your DUmmie bunkers at the approach of the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

THIS is how they'll try to bury the tax return issue for all time.

[Your warning is too late. Harry Reid just initiated the first part of the complex Rovian Scheme.]

Rove did this with the debate prep tape in 2000.
He did it with the Air National Guard forgeries in 2004.
He did it with the Sarah Palin emails being "hacked" in 2008.

[He did it with fixing the World Series in 1919.]

They don't play fair. Be ready.

[There is no escaping the sublime trickery of the Perfect Rovian Storm. And now to yet more juicy paranoia from the rest of the DUmmies...]

Good to start putting it out there. This sounds entirely plausible. It's just like something he'd do. Just like something he already HAS done, as you've astutely pointed out. And you're correct about something else, too: it's EQUALLY wise always to be trying to out-think him. You have to try to stay one step ahead. Anticipate, anticipate, anticipate.

[Have you anticipated the Harry Reid ploy? If you have then you are already too late since Karl Rove is already three chess moves ahead of you.]

Rove bugged his own office...

[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT claims that Rove also issued his own indictment on May 12, 2006.]

Maybe since he has shown his hand too many times, his tricks will be less effective. I hope so.

[Rove has already pulled his sleight of hand on you and don't even know it.]

Maybe since he has shown his hand too many times, his tricks will be less effective. I hope so.

[Hang on to that hope. It's all you got.]

Only a complete idiot (even more than normal) would take the bait after what happened to Dan Rather. They may be fatuous talking heads, but they are fatuous talking heads with a keen survival instinct.

[But look how tempting that Harry Reid lure is. Go ahead and take a bite. Karl Rove absolutely promises you won't get hooked again.]

Just saying, Rove is like a poisonous snake in the grass. You can't stop worrying about him or what dirty tricks his demented mind has come up with. A really good lie -- a stinking rotton smear brilliantly presented -- timed perfectly with a couple hundred million dollars to spread the manure around the country, that COULD shake things up.

[Oh, don't worry about that poisonous snake in the grass. It's the Rovian chameleon in the rocks that you have to worry about. In fact, how do you know that Karl Rove himself hasn't posted in this thread?]

Rove would hate sitting this one out, but let us face it. He really don't play three level chess too well.

[That's because it bores him. Karl Rove prefers to play fifth dimensional chess with his inside moves blocked from your view by a space/time continuum shield.]

Far more damaging . . . and something that has concerned me is, what if there's absolutely nothing wrong with "W"illards tax returns. That would look bad for us. I so hope I'm just a tad paranoid.

[What a dirty rotten Rovian trick. All this time Romney's tax returns have absolutely nothing wrong with them. Damn you Karl Rove! Damn you Harry Reid for being a Perfect Rovian Puppet!]

The only other individual who was King of the Fake-Out was Andy Kaufman.

[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT and Jason Leopold are sad that you left them out.]

Rove is really sublime at his craft. What I expect is a little different from yours: Rove will release the true factual tax return and then claim it's fake.

[Not subtle enough for Rove. He would prefer to call it an audit of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT'S trust fund.]

Romney's new ad is criticizing Obama for saving the auto industry! I think this will backfire big.

[Because we all know just how wonderful the Chevy Volt's sales are. Thank you for that insight, DUmmie louis-t who I assure everybody is NOT Karl Rove. Got that? DUmmie louis-t is NOT Karl Rove.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; karlrove
I found several KFC coupons for just $10 for a bucket of 10 pieces. Anytime until Aug. 31. A great deal. Now hoping for another Chick-fil-A coupon. This is a good time for it.
1 posted on 08/01/2012 9:25:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/01/2012 9:29:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rovian maneuver???? And I suppose that an Executive Order,issued on 10/15,canceling all student loan debt is just another day at the office!

(Well,for Osama Obama it actually is another day at the office)

3 posted on 08/01/2012 9:33:27 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Poor Barack.If He's Reelected,Think Of The Mess He'll Inherit!)
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To: PJ-Comix

4?


4 posted on 08/01/2012 9:37:33 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: PJ-Comix

4?


5 posted on 08/01/2012 9:37:33 AM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

Were you pinged ?


6 posted on 08/01/2012 9:37:33 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: PJ-Comix
Seeing as how Karl Rove is so devious, weaselly, cunning, and intelligent, how is it that Dhimms are EVER able to win?

I just don't understand it at all /s

7 posted on 08/01/2012 9:41:19 AM PDT by chesley (God's chosen instrument - the trumpet)
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To: PJ-Comix

What is a “rotton smear?”


8 posted on 08/01/2012 9:44:19 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix
ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

Just felt a little nostalgic for the old days here on FR.
9 posted on 08/01/2012 9:46:07 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Signalman

10 posted on 08/01/2012 9:58:31 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: PJ-Comix
Only a complete idiot (even more than normal) would take the bait after what happened to Dan Rather.

Brian Ross seems gullible enough.

11 posted on 08/01/2012 10:01:24 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: PJ-Comix

Another case of perfect Liberal Projection. This is exactly what Øbozo did regarding his birth certificate. Unfortunately no one on our side of the fence except Arpiao had the stones to call him on it.


12 posted on 08/01/2012 10:09:50 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Where? I need to buy a couple of KFC buckets for a church choir potluck.


13 posted on 08/01/2012 10:47:54 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: NRA1995

That’s a rayon-cotton tie-dye....


14 posted on 08/01/2012 10:57:44 AM PDT by mikrofon (Popular among the old timers...)
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To: PJ-Comix
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"Release phony MR tax return in ... 3 . 2 . 1 . "

15 posted on 08/01/2012 11:03:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (Ask Rovie)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rise, Rove Vader....


16 posted on 08/01/2012 11:09:36 AM PDT by Wise Hectare
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To: SandyInSeattle
Where? I need to buy a couple of KFC buckets for a church choir potluck.

I found it at one of those Taco Bell/KFC combo restaurants. I actually went in to get a Taco Bell Supreme burrito. However, I noticed some booklets on the counter that said "Original Recipe Bites." Inside it was chock full of great KFC coupons including the one for the bucket. I grabbed three of those buckets. Perhaps you can also find those booklets at a regular KFC restaurant.

The strange thing is that a few days earlier I was scouring the Web for good printable KFC coupons but couldn't find them.

17 posted on 08/01/2012 11:09:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ll look for them, thanks!


18 posted on 08/01/2012 11:16:36 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Jeez, for liberals so much smarter than everyone else, they are always worried about their elite getting fooled by us really dumb people.


19 posted on 08/01/2012 1:46:43 PM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Just saying, Rove is like a poisonous snake in the grass. You can't stop worrying about him or what dirty tricks his demented mind has come up with. A really good lie -- a stinking rotton smear brilliantly presented -- timed perfectly with a couple hundred million dollars to spread the manure around the country, that COULD shake things up.

LOL!

20 posted on 08/01/2012 3:12:19 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: PJ-Comix
Rove is really sublime at his craft. What I expect is a little different from yours: Rove will release the true factual tax return and then claim it's fake.

Seems like the SRM is unable to "trap" Rove with all they have done since 19 ought nothing. He just keeps sneaking everything by them as he pleases.

21 posted on 08/01/2012 6:39:43 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Obama campaign is ready for this. They just brought on board a kind of ‘special ops’ consultant trained to identify these threats. Guy by the name of Grove, I think. Yeah, Kurt Grove.


22 posted on 08/01/2012 7:00:09 PM PDT by beans36 (Obama: The Wonderful Wizard of 'Uhs')
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To: PJ-Comix

Only a complete idiot (even more than normal) would take the bait after what happened to Dan Rather. They may be fatuous talking heads, but they are fatuous talking heads with a keen survival instinct.


For the sake of brevity, may I refer to them as “talking fat heads?”

All of this tax return talk has left me curious. Did Romney do something unseemly, such as donating his used underwear to Good Will for a tax deduction?


23 posted on 08/01/2012 7:27:39 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well. At least they seem willing to concede that the National Guard documents were fake.


24 posted on 08/01/2012 9:10:38 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: beans36
The Obama campaign is ready for this. They just brought on board a kind of ‘special ops’ consultant trained to identify these threats. Guy by the name of Grove, I think. Yeah, Kurt Grove.

LOL!!

25 posted on 08/01/2012 10:15:16 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix
something that has concerned me is, what if there's absolutely nothing wrong with "W"illards tax returns.

There probably IS nothing wrong with Romney's tax returns. He's a smart guy who knows he's been running for office for the past umpteen years. And, after all, if he cheated on his taxes, he would have been Treasury Secretary, not a mere Governor.

26 posted on 08/01/2012 10:17:53 PM PDT by hsalaw
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