[a fool in paradise]

He didn’t go to his daughter’s own birthday and he doesn’t take them to church. That is a “cool father”?

[Gaffer]

It wouldn’t surprise me if the only time they see him is when they’re all sauntering out to the helicopter off on one of his dozens of vacations.

[laweeks]

He didn’t go to his daughter’s own birthday and he doesn’t take them to church

Maybe muslims don't celebrate b'days. And . . . take them to church? Are you kidding? What would Allah say about that? You never see women in mosques, do you?

[miss marmelstein]

And don’t forget - he thinks they’re boys.