Posted on 01/18/2012 9:05:33 AM PST by Sasparilla
1. Your health care will be free. We have modeled our free health care after the efficient systems in Canada and England. Health care is for the healthy and the young. Valuable resources won't be squandered in treating the elderly because they have lived their lives. They just drain our money for Social Security and Medicare anyway. There are big benefits for the sick and elderly in the new healthcare plan. The government will give every elderly person a Yugo. The Healthcare Act Plan says, "Here are some pain pills for you to relax with. Now, “Yugo” take them."
So, you see, instead of providing expensive medical care for those too old to be productive after getting it, the new national healthcare plan does actually promise prescription coverage for the elderly.
The Eskimos used to set their elderly outside in the winter when they got too old and dependent. Now we can depend on our President’s healthcare plan to do this for us beginning next year.
2. Your housing will be free. You can join one of the Occupy groups and live with your friends on some land that belongs to some 1% Fat Cat. Or, there are lots of vacant houses now. If you don't like the one you live in now, you can just move into one recently vacated on a foreclosure. We can depend on our President and the 1% to pay our mortgages for us. But we may never need one again. The 1% might even be able to get bumper stickers at the Post Office that say, "Honk if I'm paying your mortgage."
3. Your college tuition will be free. Why should you leave your parent's cozy house and struggle to get a grant, or a student loan, or pay tuition when everything will be...
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Thank God this is Sarcasm. For a minute there I thought someone had lost their mind. Gee!
Good read. Thanks!
They forgot...
11. So we can finally get on with the mother of all fights to take this country back from the crypto-marxists, socialists, communists and limp-wristed community organizers...ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Reason 0:
He will bring forth enough socialist crap that he will collapse the system fast enough so that only the conservatives who have invested in brass and lead will survive to re-build the country.
Re: #10
If you go ‘round carrying pictures of Chairman Mao;
You’re not going to make it with anyone anyhow.
From: the Beattles
Living in a republic under Obama:
Like being in a prisoner-of-war camp-—with unarmed guards.
Barack Obama said everyone needs to do his share. With 47% not paying any federal income tax, they are contributing. They aren’t doing their share.
What happened to an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay?
You have city officials retiring with $250,000 a year pensions. Seems someone is overpaid unless you call it a good reward for feathering their nest off the public coffers so well.
For now...
The armed guards come in the second term.
Much like the captain of the Costa Carnival, Obama has capsized the ship. I only wish he would slip off concealed under a blanket in a life boat like that captain and give someone else a chance to right the ship.
Obama arming ACORN, La Raza, Holder’s office, DHS......won’t be a surprise.
Maybe La Raza Rick can replace Biden in the 2nd term. Same gaffes!
O'Bummer can have DHS and the DOJ arm LaRaza and ACORN all they want. Those stupid gang-banging asshats don't know how to aim a gun anyway. So they'll become instant targets.
And, This JACKASS just officially KILLED the Canadian Pipeline Project.
He said: "There's More Jobs In Jobless Benefits"
A compulsive nincompoop.
Obama NEEDS to screwup.....only way he can sleep at night.
We tend to gauge Obama as an idiot through a conservative lens. Taken at his word to fundamentally change America, Obama is on a roll of continued successes.
His hidden agenda is more and more visible-——shudder to think what another four years might bring.
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